I just can't, I just can't

I just can't control my feet.

On Friday I had less than a quater tank of gas at the end of a very irritating and tiresome night. I thought to myself that I would fill up in the morning or sometime during the weekend. Little did I know, that my sister had plans to kidnap my daughter (therefore me, as well) and we were on the adventure of a weekend. Came back home yesterday afternoon, and I did have time to get gas, but my lazy gene kicked in, so I lay on the couch for the duration of the evening. Before I went to bed though, my dad asked how much gas I had in my car. I told him the truth, less than half a tank. I would leave about five minutes early to get to work and stop at a gas station to fill up. As I was making my coffee this morning, my mom told me that my dad had taken my car over the weekend to put air in the tires because they looked low. As soon as I heard that, I knew that my dad filled up gas for me. Low and behold, when I got into my car this morning, I had a full tank.
Point of my story is, I love my daddy.

Happy Birthday MJ

The Koala and the Lizard

THE KOALA AND THE LIZARD

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint
when a little lizard walked past,
looked up and said,'Hey Koala!
What are you doing?'

The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up
and have some.'

So the little lizard climbed up and sat
next to the koala where they enjoyed
a few joints. After a while the little lizard
said that his mouth was 'dry' and that
he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he
leaned over too far and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the
little lizard and helped him to the side.
Then he asked the little lizard,
'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink..

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

'Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him and said,

'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude...
How much water did you drink!?'

10 Random Things........

1. *Crosses fingers*
2. Why is it I like the radio more than my ipod recently......
3. When did summer go by? I think I blinked and missed it.
4. My boss is on vacation and I have become. so. lazy. and. slack.
5. I broke my phone. It still works as a phone and I can still use all my apps, I just can't turn the ringer on and it's forever on vibrate.
6. Baby has inherited my slacker gene and my attitude. FML.
7. I want to go out for dinner....somewhere nice.
8. I think I am more like my mother that I would like to admit
9. I think you are more like your mother than you would like to admit.
10. Marky has a fat foot

Pretty neat......but mostly useless

I vant to suck your blooodddd

The Soucouyant or Soucriant in Caribbean and specifically Trinidadian folklore is a creature that lives by day as an old woman at the end of the village. By night, however, she strips off her wrinkled skin, puts it in a mortar and flies in the shape of a fireball through the darkness, looking for a victim to suck the life-blood out of. To get rid of her, you must put coarse salt in the mortar containing her skin, then she cannot put it back on and must perish. The Soucouyant practices witchcraft, voodoo, and black magic. Belief in Soucoyants is still preserved to some extent in Trinidad.[citation needed]

Origin
Belongs to a class of spirits called Jumbies. Some believe that soucouyants were brought from the European countries in the form of French vampire-myths. These beliefs intermingled with those of Africans, which were then enslaved. Others believe that soucouyants were actually elder ladies, who experienced many things unbearable to their neighbors. The neighbors, by this line of thought, would mock them for their wrinkled skin and fear their association with witchcraft.[citation needed].

In the French West Indies, specifically the island of Guadeloupe, the Soukougnan or Soukounian is likewise a person able to shed their skin to turn into a vampiric fireball, but they can be anyone, not only old women, although some affirm that only women could become Soukounian, because only female breasts could contain the creature's wings.

Beliefs
The skin of the soucouyant is said to be very valuable, as it is used when practicing the Black Magic - Obeah. The soucouyant can enter a home by turning into a fireball, and then entering through the keyhole or any crack/crevice in the home. If the soucouyant draws out too much blood from its victim, it is believed that the victim will die and become a soucouyant itself, or else perish entirely, leaving its killer to assume its skin.

I wish I could buy me a spaceship

and fly

If you know where this song is from, you'll know how i'm feeling right now.......

Mami's fly, watch your man

So Meli and I are starting are wedding planning business. We're willing to do the first couple relatively cheap (think FREE), just to get ourselves out there. If you know anyone that has a party that they need help planning, please think of us.

no fun title

Sorry, but i'm way tooooo lazy today to think of a creative title.

I loved the festivites this weekend, considering there was nothing really to celebrate. I lie, it's summer!!!

On Friday, Neekee, Meli, and I went out for Korean BBQ. Well, it was supposed to be Korean, because we were supposed to do Indian the previous weekend, but Maks wasn't feeling well, and I already had plans, so we re-scheduled. We then later decided that it would be for Neekee's bday since she would be MIA for it this year. So we went to Miga BBQ. It was sooo good. There was Japanese and Korean BBQ. So we had some sashimi (salmon, tuna, red snapper and white fish) and Korean BBQ (beef short ribs, boneless beef, spicy portk, spicy chicken, squid, shrimp and mussels). It was soooooo good. There wasn't cabbage kimchi, there was this cucumber kimchi, which was pretty good. And bean sprouts. I would definately go again.

Saturday and Sunday's was well wasted time at the beach. Oh, how I wish evey weekend, we could go to the beach.

I'm asking shorty 'what's up with you?'

She's asking 'what's up with me'....

My cousin got married two years ago. Let's call him "P" for pathetic. He's the type of guy that loves to be in love. He was in a steady relationship all through high school with the same girl. They broke up only because her parents wouldn't let her marry him for religious reasons. Then he promptly hooked up with his next girlfriend (whom we will name "S" for sad), not even a month after the break up. We knew this because, HE DECIDED TO INTRODUCE HER TO THE FAMILY!!!!! They were already saying that they were going to get married. So there were always questions about when they were going to get married, because his parents never really said anything and we weren't sure if we could take P&S seriously. Even right up to Meli's wedding, we kept getting acknowledgements that they were getting married. OK, great. We won't believe anything until we get the invitation. 6 months later, lo and behold, we get the invitation in the mail.
I actually wanted a guy like that, because in their brain everything is rainbow and butterflies. I mean, he would be so in love with the idea of being in love with me, he would put up with all my bullshit.
Or so I thought.
S has been emailing lately though because she's going through some issues. Apparently, P left her on Christmas Eve. That's is not common knowledge, so please people, keep it on the down low. I know it's on a blog, but you guys are special. Ok, so anyways, I'm just trying to supportive to S. Hell, I would've been supportive to P if he came to m eand told me that too. Notice the past tense of that statement. That has all changed.
Yesterday I rec'd an email from S saying she found his very public profile on Facebook and there are pictures of him and his new chick (we shall refer to her as "D" simply because I wanted to name her slut,or whore, or stupid, or bitch or anything degrading but we will stick with Dumb)that he hooked up with WHILE STILL MARRIED!!! He brought her into their matrimonial home and did things with her that only married couples do IN THEIR OWN HOME.
I feel like i'm am being pulled into this situation. I am very very opinionated and I feel like this is a bad thing that I know all this stuff about his lying, cheating scumbag ways because we do have another family wedding coming up in a month and I don't know how I will be able to keep quiet if I do see him. S has requested that I not say anything to him until the divorce is finalized, but how do I stay quiet. I really just want to smack him. I hope he doesn't show up.
I lie. I want him to show up with the chick........

That's right, put your pom-poms down

Getting everybody fired up

It's true, but didn't really realise it unitl John mentioned that these questions are really repetitive.
Oh well, here I go again........

Who are your last 2 texts from?
Teniel and Tinuke

What's bothering you right now?
What isn't bothering me is the question

Do people underestimate you?
Maybe

Do you wear a lot of black?
Only to work

Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
Nope

What's the first thing you did when you woke up this morning?
Wished I could go back to sleeeppppppp

How old do you look?
19-22 ish

Are you waiting for something?
Yes

What were you doing at 10 last night?
Eating pudding and watching Law & Order UK

Did you cry today?
Nope

When was the last time you cried?
2 days ago

Do you hate the last person you had a conversation with?
I'm really begining to dislike her

Where were you on July 4th?
Probably by Meli's

Who do you go to when you need someone to talk to?
Meli

Have you ever experienced a crazy ex?
Nope, but i've been the crazy ex, hahaha

Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
Not anymore, I enjoy sleep instead

Do you like to cuddle?
Yes

Will you be sleeping alone tonight?
Nope

Do you ever find yourself worrying about commitment?
Yes

What's the longest amount of time you've ever had feelings for someone?
Toooo long ass

Last beverage you consumed?
Tea

What piercings do you have?
Only ears

Is there anyone you want to come see you?
The billion dollar man, giving me a couple million

Do you laugh easily?
okay

Are you generally a nice person?
Yes

What happened at 9:00 am today?
I was at work

What do you currently hear right now?
Office banter

Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
Suzy Shier

Does anyone hate you?
Hat eis a strong word

Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
Yes

Are you anyones first love?
Probably not

Have you ever been searched?
Like my popo?? No, but I wish I had, haha

Does anyone know your MySpace password?
No go on the myspace

Do you believe in love?
okay

Did you mean it when you said I love you last?
Yes

Does anyone call you babe or baby?
No

Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
Yes.....

When is the next time you will smoke something?
Not soon enough, haha

Is there someone you have feelings for that you really wish you didn't?
No

Do you have any notes saved on your phone?
Nope

Has anyone ever called you a tease?
Yes

What are you wearing on your feet?
Running shoes

Do you like winter?
Hell nooooooo

Will next Friday be a good one?
It'll be average

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
Yes

How old will you be in 8 months?
28

Ever kiss someone who smokes?
Yes

What do you do with clothes you've out grown or don't want anymore?
Garabge

How do you feel about your hair
I.HATE.IT

If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
Bora Bora

Transformed into firearm.....

POW

.........like Megatron

So I guess i'm learning the hard way, that the grass isn't greener in the yard next door. Especially when the neighbour promises of a brand new lawn mower and hedge trimmer. Especially, when I realise that the property is actually a rental piece and there hasn't been a steady tenant ever. Especially since I realised that the home owner actuallly kicked out the previous tenant, because they didn't like them. Next time, I decide to move houses, I should reallly look into the neighbourhood and the actual block that the property is on. Lesson learned the hard way.
Mind you, because I am in dire need to move out now, I am again looking for anything that I can find within my budget, even another rental property.
But i'm promising myself, that my next steady yard will be a well thought of place and not necessarily just a move on a whim.......

I put you in the game and.........

..........there you go complaining

There just seems to be soooo much going on, but it's to the point where there's toooo much is going on. However, everytime I come to write about something my mind goes blank.
So instead, I post these:

While politicin' with my sister from New York City

She say she know this ball player and he think I'm pretty

Had a fun filled weekend, but really it goes by too quickly. I'm looking forward to next weekend though, Korean BBQ, the beach and maybe shopping in Buffalo!

I've been reading this blog because one night I was flipping through blogs on my phone and stumbled upon this one. At first, it was funny and I actually had a few lol's moments. Plus, i'm single and I'm trying to find out how guys think, so I won't single anymore (other than the whole self-sabotage thing that has happened with the last 3 guys I was dealing with).
Now, this blog is a little bit male chauvanistics, but for the most part, I think it's kinda true. It's my inisght into a guys brain. Now, there are a few posts that deal with specifically black women, but the majority of it can be applied to women in general.
Now, this blog mostly says that if you can't get and keep a man, then the problem is you. And if you do read my blog, you know, that my commenters all think that I do have some mental issues too.
Now here's my question; should I try to be sane to attact and keep the guy? And if I do, then there's always the issue of me eventually morphing back into my insane self, because my "sane" self will all be just a front anyways, right??

pyscheeeeee....

I'm not here for your entertainment

You don't really want to mess with me tonight

Maybe it's just me and maybe this explains why i'm single, but I hate it, like DESPISES it when a girl has to change who she is for a dude! Why the f*ck can't a girl be the same person she is with her friends and boyfriend/husband?!?! Don't change your voice when you pick up the phone, don't front like you don't do stuff you know you do, and lastly, don't drop jack all for him!
I've known too many girls that do all this crap for these dudes. And it's not even like they're really good guys. They've put these girls through sh*t and the girls still let them get away with it. Hell, most of the girls i'm talking about are still with these guys. Now, it's true, it's not necessarily the guys fault if he's an ass, but c'mon now girls, you've cuss'd me out for less than what they've done to you!
I'm soooo tired of being put on the blasted back burner because the guy suddenly realises that he has time for you.

F*UCK YOU!!

But before the night is through

I wanna do bad things with you.........

So she and her rave about True Blood. So being the independant individual that I am, I decided to follow fashion and see what the hype is with it. Honestly, after the whole Twilight debacle, I'm honestly ready to take a break from vampires for a longggg ass while. But they just kept on and on about how no sparkly vampires (which is a good, good thing), no stupid little girls falling in love with the beautiful vampires, (although Sookie is a little bit annoying). I decided to give it a try.
I went to Blockbuster because I don't have HBO and I keep forgetting what site Neekee told me to go to. I thought that the whole season would be on the same disc, so I didn't even look at the dvd when I rented it. I ended up renting episodes 8,9 and 10. Then hell, I already paid for it might as well watch it. So since I was dropped right in the middle, I wasn't really blown away. It was ok.....definately better than Twilight, but still just meh.
AND WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES!?!?!?!
But meh, whatever. Later this week, I'm going to try to get the first couple episodes and see if it makes a difference.
Will keep you posted.

I wish that my goods

outweighed my bads enough

Some highlights of my fun filled Caribana weekend (in no particular order):

• Tornadoes in the city!!!
• Delayed flight of almost 3 hours
• Yummy, yummy, bloody steaks
• Arriving into Canada at 4:30 am
• Scalping tickets
• "you could have really sold these tickets for $60 and made a profit"
• text: "Ok, i've arrived, finally"
  text back: "ok, they're half an hour away. More hurry up and wait"
• "when possible, make a legal u turn"
• running around the CNE trying to make it into our sections before we crossed the stage
• "don't worry, we won't leave you".......where are my scabiosa's!!!!
• "is that rain???", in my all white costumes
• too tired to walk a half an hour to the car
• baby girl taking 200+ pics of my costume and her face
• taking too long puting on my jewels that we arrived only with enough time to sprint
• "you guys better hurry up" as they run by we hear "Wild roses crosses the stage".....WTH!!!
• foam fete with no foam
• "this is not soca"
• "he can definately handle his alcohol"
• "where's DD and cousin??" MIA. half an hour later DD: "Cousin's past out in the bathroom"
• Neekeee's 10 year hiatus over!!!!
• ♥♥♥ Juniors Cheesecake
• boom boom badoom. "what's that noise?" "Tru fell down the stair"
• "no Marky, you cannot eat mommy's costume"
• "no Baby, you cannot take six breaks and come with us"
• "get off my ass"
• 12 missed calls from Home
• Kev breaking into my phone!! Thanks!!!
• Caribana highlights 2008
• "Let's go for apple pie"
• Apples are only in season in September!!!
• 3 different apple orchards and all are closed
• Bought some cherry pie instead
• "Maybe make those piggies things say ur name"......blank stare from cashier
• CN'z BAND OF THE YEAR!!!!!

HAHAHA, I ♥'d it!!!!