It feels like a midget's hanging from my neck

F: You know what pet I've always wanted?
Mel: A cat?
Me: A dog?
F: Nope.
Mel and Me: Ok, we give up......
F: A midget!!
Mel and Me:.................
F: Pulling a carriage full of monkeys
Mel and Me: *walk backwards slowly away*

True story, no lie