Monday, November 24, 2008

you pms, like a bitch.......

I would know


Saturday, November 22, 2008

Thursday, November 20, 2008


My not so secret crush.....

"You were right. I don't know if life is greater than death. But love was more than either."


Oh yeahhhh........

Tuesday, November 18, 2008


You got a new friend, well I got homies....

.....But in the end it's still so lonely

A is for age: 27
B is for burger of choice: Cheeseburger
C is for the car I drive: A Toyota Corolla
D is for your dog’s name: No doggie
E is for essential item you use every day: Cherry chap stick
F is for favorite TV show at the moment: The Hills
G is for favorite game: Guitar Hero or Rock Band
H is for home state: I don’t live in a state. But my home province is Ontario.
I is for instruments you play: I play on people's emotions ^_^
J is for favorite juice: Mango
K is for whose bum you’d like to kick: Better question, is whose ass wouldn't I like to kick
L is for last restaurant at which you ate: Sushi Dragon....yumm, sushi
M is for your favorite Muppet: Animal
N is for number of piercings: 4
O is for overnight hospital stays: 1
P is for people you were with today: Work people, baby, and my mom
Q is for what you do with your quiet time: sleep
R is for biggest regret: Doing better in school....:(
S is for status: Pretty mama is singooo, singooo, singoooooooo (is that what you mean??)
T is for time you woke up today: Too damn early
U is for what you consider unique about yourself: Meh, i'm pretty average
V is for vegetable you love: Tomatoes and mushrooms
W is for worst habit: Too many to list
X is for x-rays you’ve had: Nada...i think
Y is for yummy food you ate today: Yet to be determined
Z is for zodiac: Aries

Hey yo, I know of some things that you ain't told me,
Hey yo, I did some things, but that's the old me.
And now you wanna get me back and you gon' show me
So you walk around like you don't know me
I decided we weren't gon' speak so,
Why we up 3 A.M. on the phone??

Monday, November 17, 2008

"Through some miracle of technology......

......i was able to get your number back"

bite me

Thursday, November 13, 2008

OMG, i'm gonna die!!!

As per this, i'm going to die sooner.


Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging.....

OMG!! OMG!! OMG!!!

How do you explain war to a 6 yr old??

So yesterday was Rememberance Day for us in the Great North. It's a day of reflection and to comemorate those that have past fighting for our country. It's mostly made to remember the soldiers of WWI & WWII. But now alot of our soldiers have gone to Afghanistan too, so it's also to remember the 96 soldiers we've lost in the last 6 years.
So there was alot of coverage of the ceremonies going on and Baby was asking soooo many questions about it. She also had an assembly at school. They were accepting donations for poppies, but I didn't know, and she let me know that I should've sent her with money so she could get one.
But anyways, straying again.
Babe: What's rememberance day?
Me: A day to remember all the people that fought for us
Babe: I don't remember anyone that fought for us
Me: It was a long time ago, before you were born.
Babe: Oh
*thinks for a while*
Why did they fight?
Me: Good question. I don't know
Babe: No really, why were they fighting??
Me: Because there were bad people who believed in bad things
Babe: Oh *thinks again* like the devil
(This was a conversation we had a while ago about religion)
Me: Not really. They believed what they were doing was correct, but they weren't....and it's complicated.
Babe: Explain it to me, i'll understand i promise.
Me: They fight so that we can live like this, where we eat what we want, and watch what we want and no one can tell us what to do. So we live in a 'free' world.
Babe: Oh. So why do there heart breaks?
Me: What??
Babe: Why do they use guns to make people's hearts break.
*how do i explain this*
Me: Call auntie Mary. She'll explain.

My sister is the bomb at explaing this kind of stuff. She couldn't do it either.

The most touching part of this whole conversation ( and there were alot) was that my dad was listening to the whole thing and putting in his cents every now and then. Then baby turns to him and says "You better not go fight in nay war, because I would be so sad if your heart breaks!!"
I think that brought tears to my dads eyes. It did to mine.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Lest we forget....

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Joke of the day

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something 'exciting'and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked upto the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied.

'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so 'exciting' about a period?'

'Darned if I know,'he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one.

Mommy fainted

Daddy had a heart attack

& the boy next door joined the Navy

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

So he looks good on paper

Ok, so after my last post, I decided to do some research as to what
Barack Obama is about. I read this and let me tell you, he is pretty damn good on paper. But isn't that what all politicians are supposed to be like?? I mean, if they have anything bad on their platform, no one's going to vote for them, right??
So I checked out John McCain. He is nowhere near as eloquent or convincing (conniving???) as Obama.
Here's my take, and please excuse my ignorance as I do not follow politics. In fact, as more people began to support Obama, I actually started to go toward McCain's side. It's in my personality. I tend to root for the bad guy. I stray from the "fan favourite". I always think that there has to be a strong reason as to why a person would want to go against society and create this tarnished persona where they are willing to take butt of the deal. It takes guts to not try to be the good guy in the situation. They might not always be doing the right thing at the moment, but they believe that they are working for the better. "The end result always justifies the means". As long as it's not selfish, i'm actually rooting for them. Maybe I'm tainted......meh. My blog, my opinion. But anyways, i'm straying.
So, yea, Barack Obama is saying what the people want to hear, and John McCain believes that George Bush's policy is ok, and he is basically going to follow it. Ok, Americans, who might be reading my blog, (although i'm pretty sure no one reads my blog except for John and Meli) Again, I apologise for my ignorance. But you guys do get a bad rep. And I believe it. I believe that most Americans out there are as dim witted and easily influenced and manipulated as they are portrayed to be. So, when everyone started to jump on Barck's bandwagon, I was surprised. Firstly, I thought he got so much support because he was black. Alot of the support he was getting was because he would be the first black president. I mean woo-hoo, that would be great, but how many of them actually know what he stands for. But again, whatever, my ignorance, my blog, my opinion. Then because he was getting alot of support because of his un-George Bush way of thinking. So, people were looking for a way out of George Bush's hold. But with survey's done prior to this election, I think that there was little percentage difference with American's and opinions as to how George Bush was doing. I mean, the last election w/ that other non-George Bush guy, didn't he promise to get the troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan, albeit, he did have alot of the same policies of George Bush, I think that was one of the different points. So, wouldn't it make more sense to have the greater evil out of office and take the lesser evil? But whatever, I'm sure American's took more consideration into their decisions.
Ok, again straying. So, I believe that once people started jumping on Barack's bandwagon, people were blindly influenced again and started jumping on it too, simple because it was anti-George Bush. Hell, that would have been my decision from the beginning. Anything anti-Goerge Bush is a good enough reason to change a vote.
My main point, is just to know, if all these people who voted for Barack Obama, actually know 3 valid points on his platform. Another thing, how does he plan to execute them? Educate my ignorant self please.
FYI......if I were an American I would have voted for Barack. Simply because I have no idea why McCain would choose Palin as a running mate. She's crazy.

Change is greatttt!!!!!

Now what???