Point of my story is, I love my daddy.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Point of my story is, I love my daddy.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint
when a little lizard walked past,
looked up and said,'Hey Koala!
What are you doing?'
The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up
and have some.'
So the little lizard climbed up and sat
next to the koala where they enjoyed
a few joints. After a while the little lizard
said that his mouth was 'dry' and that
he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he
leaned over too far and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the
little lizard and helped him to the side.
Then he asked the little lizard,
'What's the matter with you?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink..
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
So the koala looked down at him and said,
How much water did you drink!?'
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
- *Crosses fingers*
- Why is it I like the radio more than my ipod recently......
- When did summer go by? I think I blinked and missed it.
- My boss is on vacation and I have become. so. lazy. and. slack.
- I broke my phone. It still works as a phone and I can still use all my apps, I just can't turn the ringer on and it's forever on vibrate.
- Baby has inherited my slacker gene and my attitude. FML.
- I want to go out for dinner....somewhere nice.
- I think I am more like my mother that I would like to admit
- I think you are more like your mother than you would like to admit.
- Marky has a fat foot
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Belongs to a class of spirits called Jumbies. Some believe that soucouyants were brought from the European countries in the form of French vampire-myths. These beliefs intermingled with those of Africans, which were then enslaved. Others believe that soucouyants were actually elder ladies, who experienced many things unbearable to their neighbors. The neighbors, by this line of thought, would mock them for their wrinkled skin and fear their association with witchcraft..
In the French West Indies, specifically the island of Guadeloupe, the Soukougnan or Soukounian is likewise a person able to shed their skin to turn into a vampiric fireball, but they can be anyone, not only old women, although some affirm that only women could become Soukounian, because only female breasts could contain the creature's wings.
The skin of the soucouyant is said to be very valuable, as it is used when practicing the Black Magic - Obeah. The soucouyant can enter a home by turning into a fireball, and then entering through the keyhole or any crack/crevice in the home. If the soucouyant draws out too much blood from its victim, it is believed that the victim will die and become a soucouyant itself, or else perish entirely, leaving its killer to assume its skin.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
Sorry, but i'm way tooooo lazy today to think of a creative title.
I loved the festivites this weekend, considering there was nothing really to celebrate. I lie, it's summer!!!
On Friday, Neekee, Meli, and I went out for Korean BBQ. Well, it was supposed to be Korean, because we were supposed to do Indian the previous weekend, but Maks wasn't feeling well, and I already had plans, so we re-scheduled. We then later decided that it would be for Neekee's bday since she would be MIA for it this year. So we went to Miga BBQ. It was sooo good. There was Japanese and Korean BBQ. So we had some sashimi (salmon, tuna, red snapper and white fish) and Korean BBQ (beef short ribs, boneless beef, spicy portk, spicy chicken, squid, shrimp and mussels). It was soooooo good. There wasn't cabbage kimchi, there was this cucumber kimchi, which was pretty good. And bean sprouts. I would definately go again.
Saturday and Sunday's was well wasted time at the beach. Oh, how I wish evey weekend, we could go to the beach.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
My cousin got married two years ago. Let's call him "P" for pathetic. He's the type of guy that loves to be in love. He was in a steady relationship all through high school with the same girl. They broke up only because her parents wouldn't let her marry him for religious reasons. Then he promptly hooked up with his next girlfriend (whom we will name "S" for sad), not even a month after the break up. We knew this because, HE DECIDED TO INTRODUCE HER TO THE FAMILY!!!!! They were already saying that they were going to get married. So there were always questions about when they were going to get married, because his parents never really said anything and we weren't sure if we could take P&S seriously. Even right up to Meli's wedding, we kept getting acknowledgements that they were getting married. OK, great. We won't believe anything until we get the invitation. 6 months later, lo and behold, we get the invitation in the mail.
I actually wanted a guy like that, because in their brain everything is rainbow and butterflies. I mean, he would be so in love with the idea of being in love with me, he would put up with all my bullshit.
Or so I thought.
S has been emailing lately though because she's going through some issues. Apparently, P left her on Christmas Eve. That's is not common knowledge, so please people, keep it on the down low. I know it's on a blog, but you guys are special. Ok, so anyways, I'm just trying to supportive to S. Hell, I would've been supportive to P if he came to m eand told me that too. Notice the past tense of that statement. That has all changed.
Yesterday I rec'd an email from S saying she found his very public profile on Facebook and there are pictures of him and his new chick (we shall refer to her as "D" simply because I wanted to name her slut,or whore, or stupid, or bitch or anything degrading but we will stick with Dumb)that he hooked up with WHILE STILL MARRIED!!! He brought her into their matrimonial home and did things with her that only married couples do IN THEIR OWN HOME.
I feel like i'm am being pulled into this situation. I am very very opinionated and I feel like this is a bad thing that I know all this stuff about his lying, cheating scumbag ways because we do have another family wedding coming up in a month and I don't know how I will be able to keep quiet if I do see him. S has requested that I not say anything to him until the divorce is finalized, but how do I stay quiet. I really just want to smack him. I hope he doesn't show up.
I lie. I want him to show up with the chick........
It's true, but didn't really realise it unitl John mentioned that these questions are really repetitive.
Oh well, here I go again........
Who are your last 2 texts from?
Teniel and Tinuke
What's bothering you right now?
What isn't bothering me is the question
Do people underestimate you?
Do you wear a lot of black?
Only to work
Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
What's the first thing you did when you woke up this morning?
Wished I could go back to sleeeppppppp
How old do you look?
Are you waiting for something?
What were you doing at 10 last night?
Eating pudding and watching Law & Order UK
Did you cry today?
When was the last time you cried?
2 days ago
Do you hate the last person you had a conversation with?
I'm really begining to dislike her
Where were you on July 4th?
Probably by Meli's
Who do you go to when you need someone to talk to?
Have you ever experienced a crazy ex?
Nope, but i've been the crazy ex, hahaha
Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
Not anymore, I enjoy sleep instead
Do you like to cuddle?
Will you be sleeping alone tonight?
Do you ever find yourself worrying about commitment?
What's the longest amount of time you've ever had feelings for someone?
Toooo long ass
Last beverage you consumed?
What piercings do you have?
Is there anyone you want to come see you?
The billion dollar man, giving me a couple million
Do you laugh easily?
Are you generally a nice person?
What happened at 9:00 am today?
I was at work
What do you currently hear right now?
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
Does anyone hate you?
Hat eis a strong word
Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
Are you anyones first love?
Have you ever been searched?
Like my popo?? No, but I wish I had, haha
Does anyone know your MySpace password?
No go on the myspace
Do you believe in love?
Did you mean it when you said I love you last?
Does anyone call you babe or baby?
Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
When is the next time you will smoke something?
Not soon enough, haha
Is there someone you have feelings for that you really wish you didn't?
Do you have any notes saved on your phone?
Has anyone ever called you a tease?
What are you wearing on your feet?
Do you like winter?
Will next Friday be a good one?
It'll be average
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
How old will you be in 8 months?
Ever kiss someone who smokes?
What do you do with clothes you've out grown or don't want anymore?
How do you feel about your hair
If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
So I guess i'm learning the hard way, that the grass isn't greener in the yard next door. Especially when the neighbour promises of a brand new lawn mower and hedge trimmer. Especially, when I realise that the property is actually a rental piece and there hasn't been a steady tenant ever. Especially since I realised that the home owner actuallly kicked out the previous tenant, because they didn't like them. Next time, I decide to move houses, I should reallly look into the neighbourhood and the actual block that the property is on. Lesson learned the hard way.
Mind you, because I am in dire need to move out now, I am again looking for anything that I can find within my budget, even another rental property.
But i'm promising myself, that my next steady yard will be a well thought of place and not necessarily just a move on a whim.......
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
There just seems to be soooo much going on, but it's to the point where there's toooo much is going on. However, everytime I come to write about something my mind goes blank.
So instead, I post these:
Monday, August 10, 2009
Had a fun filled weekend, but really it goes by too quickly. I'm looking forward to next weekend though, Korean BBQ, the beach and maybe shopping in Buffalo!
I've been reading this blog because one night I was flipping through blogs on my phone and stumbled upon this one. At first, it was funny and I actually had a few lol's moments. Plus, i'm single and I'm trying to find out how guys think, so I won't single anymore (other than the whole self-sabotage thing that has happened with the last 3 guys I was dealing with).
Now, this blog is a little bit male chauvanistics, but for the most part, I think it's kinda true. It's my inisght into a guys brain. Now, there are a few posts that deal with specifically black women, but the majority of it can be applied to women in general.
Now, this blog mostly says that if you can't get and keep a man, then the problem is you. And if you do read my blog, you know, that my commenters all think that I do have some mental issues too.
Now here's my question; should I try to be sane to attact and keep the guy? And if I do, then there's always the issue of me eventually morphing back into my insane self, because my "sane" self will all be just a front anyways, right??
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Maybe it's just me and maybe this explains why i'm single, but I hate it, like DESPISES it when a girl has to change who she is for a dude! Why the f*ck can't a girl be the same person she is with her friends and boyfriend/husband?!?! Don't change your voice when you pick up the phone, don't front like you don't do stuff you know you do, and lastly, don't drop jack all for him!
I've known too many girls that do all this crap for these dudes. And it's not even like they're really good guys. They've put these girls through sh*t and the girls still let them get away with it. Hell, most of the girls i'm talking about are still with these guys. Now, it's true, it's not necessarily the guys fault if he's an ass, but c'mon now girls, you've cuss'd me out for less than what they've done to you!
I'm soooo tired of being put on the blasted back burner because the guy suddenly realises that he has time for you.
So she and her rave about True Blood. So being the independant individual that I am, I decided to follow fashion and see what the hype is with it. Honestly, after the whole Twilight debacle, I'm honestly ready to take a break from vampires for a longggg ass while. But they just kept on and on about how no sparkly vampires (which is a good, good thing), no stupid little girls falling in love with the beautiful vampires, (although Sookie is a little bit annoying). I decided to give it a try.
I went to Blockbuster because I don't have HBO and I keep forgetting what site Neekee told me to go to. I thought that the whole season would be on the same disc, so I didn't even look at the dvd when I rented it. I ended up renting episodes 8,9 and 10. Then hell, I already paid for it might as well watch it. So since I was dropped right in the middle, I wasn't really blown away. It was ok.....definately better than Twilight, but still just meh.
AND WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES!?!?!?!
But meh, whatever. Later this week, I'm going to try to get the first couple episodes and see if it makes a difference.
Will keep you posted.
Monday, August 3, 2009
outweighed my bads enough
Some highlights of my fun filled Caribana weekend (in no particular order):
- Tornadoes in the city!!!
- Delayed flight of almost 3 hours
- Yummy, yummy, bloody steaks
- Arriving into Canada at 4:30 am
- Scalping tickets
- "you could have really sold these tickets for $60 and made a profit"
- text: "Ok, i've arrived, finally"
text back: "ok, they're half an hour away. More hurry up and wait"
- "when possible, make a legal u turn"
- running around the CNE trying to make it into our sections before we crossed the stage
- "don't worry, we won't leave you".......where are my scabiosa's!!!!
- "is that rain???", in my all white costumes
- too tired to walk a half an hour to the car
- baby girl taking 200+ pics of my costume and her face
- taking too long puting on my jewels that we arrived only with enough time to sprint
- "you guys better hurry up" as they run by we hear "Wild roses crosses the stage".....WTH!!!
- foam fete with no foam
- "this is not soca"
- "he can definately handle his alcohol"
- "where's DD and cousin??" MIA. half an hour later DD: "Cousin's past out in the bathroom"
- Neekeee's 10 year hiatus over!!!!
- ♥♥♥ Juniors Cheesecake
- boom boom badoom. "what's that noise?" "Tru fell down the stair"
- "no Marky, you cannot eat mommy's costume"
- "no Baby, you cannot take six breaks and come with us"
- "get off my ass"
- 12 missed calls from Home
- Kev breaking into my phone!! Thanks!!!
- Caribana highlights 2008
- "Let's go for apple pie"
- Apples are only in season in September!!!
- 3 different apple orchards and all are closed
- Bought some cherry pie instead
- "Maybe make those piggies things say ur name"......blank stare from cashier
- CN'z BAND OF THE YEAR!!!!!
HAHAHA, I ♥'d it!!!!