Thursday, July 30, 2009

Make no apology

So who don't like me, could bite me.

Well we got our costumes and they fit like they look; little to no coverage. Can't wait for the weekend.

Here we come........

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Never can say goodbye

Back behind this little smile I wore......

......How I wished that you were mine.


While on a date with a new suitor this was the conversation that went down:

Me: What kind of girls do you usually go for?
Him: I'm usually attracted to the beautiful girls. You know, the ones who stop traffic and captures everyones attention when they walk into the room......
Me: ***blushes, while smiling broadly***
Him:.....but those girls usually dump me for the hot guy with the luxury sports car and penthouse condos. So i've since decided to only date ugly girls with low self esteem who can't get a better guy
Me: ***Blank stare***

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

I've been a victim of

A selfish kinda love

1. What time did you get up this morning? 8:00 a.m.
2. How do you like your steak? medium - rare
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? G-Force
4. What is your favorite TV show? Not really a t.v show type a gal
5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Hawaii or Bora Bora
6. What did you have for breakfast? Tea
7. What is your favorite cuisine? Japanese
8. What foods do you dislike? Anythign with eggplant....yuck!
9. Favorite Place to Eat? Anywhere yummy
10. Favorite dressing? Renee's creamy caesar
11. What kind of vehicle do you drive? Toyota Corolla
12. What are your favorite clothes? Jogging pants and a big t-shirt....or nothign at all ;)
13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? India or Japan (I concur)
14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full ? It's just a drink........
15. Where would you want to retire? Hawaii or Bora Bora
16. Favorite time of day? Anytime i'm not at work.......
17. Where were you born? Trinbago
18. What is your favorite sport to watch? Basketball
19. Do you love the one you're with? I love myself, yes
20. What's the freakiest place you've done "it"? I don't have sex anymore, I'm a born again
21. Are you naughty or nice? Nice
22. Bird watcher? Nope
23. Are you a morning person or a night person? Night, definately not a morning person
24. Do you have any pets? Nope
25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? I'm bored
26. What did you want to be when you were little? A lawyer or banker
27. What is your best childhood memory? Learning to swim in Florida, I guess
28. Are you a cat or dog person? both
29. Are you married? Nope
30. Always wear your seat belt? If i'm in the front seats, yes.
31. Been in a car accident? Yes
32. Any pet peeves? Too many to list
33. Favorite Pizza Toppings? Hot peppers, anchovies, bacon bits (not strips), tomatoes, mushrooms
34. Favorite Flower? I don't know what they're called
35. Favorite ice cream? Cotton Candy, or hokey pokey
36. Favorite fast food restaurant? Harvey's
37. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Nada
38. From whom did you get your last email? Monique
39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? I dunno....
40. Do anything spontaneous lately? Nope
41. Like your job? Nope
42. Broccoli? Yup
43. What was your favorite vacation? Haven't really been on one
44. Last person you went out to dinner with? Melito Big Daddy's crab shack
45. What are you listening to right now? Nada
46. What is your favorite color? Pink
47. How many tattoos do you have? 4
48. What's the wildest thing you've ever done? I'm a homebody.....don't really do the "wilding out"
49. What time did you finish this quiz? 11:19 am
50. Coffee Drinker? Only in frozen or cold forms

Friday, July 24, 2009

They cyah wine like wehhhhh

Now these are costumes.

Who has $1000US to let me borrow, because we have to do it biggg!

Monday, July 20, 2009

My love turns 7

I'm a little late, but I loooovvvveeee my baby!!


Thursday, July 16, 2009

I'm melting

like hot candle wax

Remember this?? Well Meli and I went out for Summerlicious and we had it. She had the shrimp cocktail for appetizer and the seafood salad for her main course and she wanted the crepes for dessert but they were out, so she had vanilla bean cheesecake instead. I had the calamari for starters and the steak for my entree and the mud pie for dessert.
Added on, I had oysters and scallops. YUMMYYYYY. I love oysters. like ♥♥♥♥♥!!!
Anywho the place was good. I wish I were rich so I could eat the rest of the stuff on the menu. Everythign looked so good, but we were limited to what we could eat.
Maybe next time.

I wanna know where we're gonna go for Winterlicious.

That nasty boogie bugs me

but somehow how it has drugged me.

I am going to a strip club with my mother and my aunts tonight.

That's all.

You're playin' with your life,

this ain't no truth or dare

Why can't Toronto be more like this?!?!?!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

You're throwing stones......

without your hands......

And the whole world has to answer right now
'Cause to tell you once again:

Who's Bad (lands)


You know I had to throw in MJ.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Now, don't go getting any ideas.........

you see i loved hard once
but the love wasn't returned
i found out the man i'd die for he wasn't even concerned
in time it turned
he tried to burn me like a perm
though my eyes saw the deception, my heart wouldn't let me learn
For, some dumb woman was I
and every time he'd lie
he would cry and inside i'd die
my heart must have died a thousand deaths
compared myself to Toni Braxton thought I'd never catch my breath
nothing left, he stole the heart beating from my chest
i tried to call the cops that type of theif they can't arrest
pain suppressed will lead to cardiac arrest
diamonds deserve diamonds but he convinced me I was worth less
when my peoples would protest
i told 'em mind they business 'cause my shit was complex
more than just the sex
i was blessed but couldn't feel it like when i was caressed
i'd spend nights clutchin my breast overwhelmed by god's test
i was god's best, contemplatin death because you left
but no man is ever worth a paradise manifest

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Who be in a Japanese restaurant, eating sushi.....

.....drinking saki? It's me and my mami with the doobie...

So I lie, it's actually a crab shack and with no doobie.....unless Meli rollsssssss.

$25 Dinner
plus taxes and gratuity

Caesar Salad
Roasted garlic dressing, parmesan croutons and bacon bits
Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail
Served on crushed ice with cocktail sauce
Grilled Creole Calamari
With Creole butter

8oz Striploin Steak
With garlic red skin potatoes, seasonal vegetables and a red wine cracked pepper sauce
Grilled Atlantic salmon
Marinated in Creole spices - Served with seasonal vegetables, Jambalaya rice and butter sauce
Big Daddy’s Seafood Salad
Mixed greens topped with roasted peppers, grilled onions, grape tomatoes, crispy capers, Jumbo shrimp, crawfish, smoked salmon, southern fried oysters with garlic croutons, Parmesan cheese and our Crab Shack vinaigrette

Sweet Crepes
With berry compote and vanilla ice cream
Vanilla Bean Cheesecake
With Caramel crème
Mississippi Mud Pie
Our own creation - baked with marshmallows and served warm with chocolate drizzle

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

She knows I'm watching

She likes the way I stare.......

Really, really, really long post

I'm not sure if you remember this or not, but if not, refresh yourself. At the end of it, there was a part about Officer ****....or Nat....or Knatt....Well, whatever, Officer Looking-Good-but-probably-married-and-somewhat-psycho-but-nonetheless-drop-dead-gorgeous.
Ok, some back info on our "history" if you will. We were involved in a case together about 6 years ago (I was a witness to a heinous crime and he was one of the officers that were called to the scene). Well, the crime ended making it's way to trial, so I had to give my statement to him. He was definately a hottie. And a cop!! I ♥ cops. Anyways, he called one day to give an update on the trial or something, I honestly don't remember, and he ended up asking me out for coffee!! I knew that I was blushing on the phone. I'm a nerd, I know. Anyways, we tried to find some time to meet up for a while. He always wanted to meet while he was working. My mother made it known that she thinks he's married, and that's why he's always trying to get together when he works. And he only called me when he was at work too. So right before we actually went to trial, he went MIA. I called his division (Canadian terms for precinct) and he was on a leave of absense. Meli and I both thought that he had gone crazy and was taking time off. My mother thought that he went to India to get married. He was now an additional write off in my history of failed relationships.
Well, apparently Officer Hottie is back in town. Turns out that he really did go on a leave of absense. He went undercover to Vancouver, and 'leave of absense' is the terminology that you use for such occassions. How do I know, you ask. Well, he just happened to drive by my house when I wasn't home, and my parents and their subtle selves waved to him. WAVED.TO.HIM!!!! He came into the driveway and started talking to them and my dad ended up telling him I wasn't home and that I would be home tomorrow. Needless to say, I was giddy. Sure my parents lack tact, but hey, they get the job done.
The next day, Officer Too-Hottie shows up again!! I was at a birthday party though, so I wasn't home. I suspected he might be coming, but I didn't want to be home anyways, because I didn't get my eyebrows done. Plus, I had gained some weight in my mid section, and I am now a fat ass. And since he's gorgeousssss, I didn't want to be a let down. So, my dad gave him my number. Did I mention that I love my daddy. Yes, even my dad knew about my infatuation with Officer Gorgeous. So at the party, Officer Hottie ends up calling and we talk for a bit. After a little conversation, I had to go back, because it was Baby's turn at eating the donut on a string. Don't ask. Well Officer Mui-Good-Looking and myself end up texting for the whole party.
Now, here's the interesting part; he was looking for a booty call. He made it known right off the bat. I got offended and shut down the conversation. I mean, is that even allowed for a cop? Aren't they supposed to be society's prime citizens?!?! Since when is being easy a characteristic of an outstanding member of society??? Anyways, as per her, there was a better way to handle the situation. So a week after the shutdown conversation, I sent another text to apologise for the way I handled the situation, but I wasn't interested in a physical relationship only. I wasn't necessarily looking for long term, but definately not looking for booty calling. He said he understood but still wanted to talk. I honestly liked the attention I was getting from him.
He was still all about the coffee thing, but I really do have a tight schedule and don't really have time to date. So one night, he's like he'll bring the coffee to my house and we can just sit outside. I said ok, as that is all that I could do at the moment. See how exciting my social life is; I only have time for a coffe at 10:30 at night. I digress. Here are some "highlights" of our conversation:

OH (Officer Hottie): I moved to **** from ********
Me: Me too. Where abouts in *******?
OH: *****. It was such a shock to move from *****, because my best friend was black, and I had oriental friends, and west indian and white.
Me: Really, I thought you would've been comfortable around all these Indian people........

I then proceed to tell him the story of one of my friends whom I was reallly really close to in high school and in the last year she pulls away from us (the multi-cultural crew in high school) to hang with "her own kind".

Me: Thanks for the coffee. How come you didn't get one? (He was drinking a bottle of water)
OH: I don't drink coffee.
Me: Really? I thought all cops hang out at Tim Hortons (Canada's less expensive, simpler [none of this grande, vente nonsense] version of Starbucks).
OH: No, actually alot of police officers don't like coffee.
Me: Oh, it must be the donuts then......

Oh, and the best part was he was texting me when I met him and I showed him the text that he just sent. I have him saved in my phone as 'Officer Jackass'.
But even after all of that, when I left, he said that we would still meet in two days. That was our original "date". And he even texted me before I went to sleep. I didn't think my conversation deterred him.

But I haven't heard from him since. I'm not sure if I did something, or maybe he was really looking for a booty call, and didn't want to waste anymore time with me. Maybe he needed some time to let the conversation soak in before he realised that I am a raving lunatic. I don't know.

I'm beginning to think that maybe there is something wrong with me.