Wednesday, December 31, 2008

'I'm safe up high, nothing can touch me'


Now, if you're following Meli then you would know that she got the Twilight 'Saga' for Christmas courtesy of moi. She doesn't like it. I don't think she's finished the series, though, so lets give her some time. Here's my take on the 'Saga'. I don't like it either. I think it's stupid. To expose adolescent teenage girls to this rubbish is just foolish. They cannot run around with these ideas in their heads. I will further explain my points with references to the books.
In case you don't know about this (i.e living under a rock or in a cave, or just oblivious to everything around you), the jist of the books are this mortal teenager, Isabella Swam, aka Bella, moves to Forks (a place that's gloomy with little sunshine for the whole year....think London, England in the States) to live with her father so that her mother can travel with her new husband. There, she falls in love with a vampire named Edward Cullen. Meh, I've read this kind of crap before w/ Anne Rice. She never got this kind of publicity though. Maybe this author realised that kids/teenagers are the target audience if you want to make money (think, Wiggles, N*Sync, etc). Whatever, I fell for it.
Here are my issues with the books (I've managed to read 2 1/2 books, so far, I honestly don't know if I can finish it though....it's hurting my head. The half was because i've been skimming through Eclipse. I can't stand to read about how much Bella nad Edward love each other. Yechhh.) So, apprently this Bella has not had a boyfriend before. So when the hottest guy in the school starts paying attention to you, you feel good, right? She even says, that he's God like in how he looks. She was obviously drawn to him for that. And the fact that everyone in school dubs the Cullens as mysterious, that must peak Bella's interest some more. Apprently, there's nothing special about the way that she looks, yet all the boys in her new school are falling over themselves trying to get to her. Ok, I understand from the book that they come from a small town, and new people don't show up often, so that could be it.
And I was reading Stephanie Meyers website, and she had a 5th book coming out, called Midnight Sun, but apparently someone posted it on the web, and now she's pissed off and might not finish it. It was just re-telling Twilight anyway, but from Edwards point of view. However, in that book, apprently Alice (his "sister" who can see into the future) predicts that Edward will fall in love with Bella. So here's my thing, if someone whom you trust and respect, tell you that you will fall in love witht his person, wouldn't try to? You know, you would see why and how and just be more interested than if you just knew her as some girl. In the beginning of the book, it was her smell that drove him insane. It was so sweet that he couldn't resist. Hell, he should've just killed her then. But that's just me.
My other thing, is that he's obsessive. How can anyone in their right mind think that it's romantic to stalk someone when they sleep and follow them around afraid to leave them alone?!?!?! Hello, that should be a sign to run away.....run away fast!!!! I think it was stupid, but it's like crack to me. I can't get enough (except for the Bella and Edward "I love you, I need you, my life sucks w/o you" crap). I'm even going so far as to try to go watch the movie. I know, it's weirding me out too.
Then he decides to break up with her because it's much too dangerous for her to be around vampires. So he leaves her all broken like and sad. Ok, at 17, we've all experienced bad break ups where we don't really want to do anything. But we've all gotten over them. I think she would have too. She had Jacob.
I don't think this was a love story. It's foolish and i'm upset that little kids are giving it such rave reviews. Please children, learn to think that you can do anything you want and you shouldn't have to rely on someone else to make you happy. It's nice to be in love, but not infatuated or in lust.
There's so much more I hate about this series, but I think i've rambled enough. You should be able to understand my dislike by now.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

I'll hold the universe up, and make your planets collide.....



Step back gonna come at ya fast, I'm driving out of control, and getting ready to crash. Won't stop shaking up what I can, I serve it up in a shot, So suck it down like a man. So baby yes I know what I am, and no I don't give a damn, and you'll be loving it. Some days I'm a super bitch, Up to my old tricks. But it won't last forever. Next day I'm your super girl, Out to save the world. And it keeps gettin' better. Kiss kiss gonna tell you right now, I'll make it sweet on the lips as it can knock you out. Shut up I don't care what you say, Cuz when we both in the ring , you're gonna like it my way. Yeah baby there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet. And you'll be loving it. In the blink of an eye, In the speed of the light. I'll hold the universe up, And make your planets collide. When I strap on my boots, and I slip on my suit, You see the vixen in me becomes an angel for you.

'Well, tonight, thank God it's them, instead of you'

So here's my Christmas spiel. I think it's over-rated. That's not just it. There's more. I'm not going to go on and on about how people get carried away how it's only about commercial items (but they do and it is), but i'm just so frustrated. I wouldn't even do anything, personally, for Christmas if it weren't for the kids, to be honest. First of all, we live in North America and I accept that. I ♥ Canada, I really do. I think we got the better side of the deal being North Americans. But we don't clebrate Christmas. It's not my holiday. Jesus was actually born sometime in October. The nativity scene is difficult to explain. Religion all together is something that I don't want to get started on. However, I do want Baby and fatman to know and understand what Christmas represents. Not only the present that come along with it.
I think they need something to look forward, and I want to expose them to everything else going on in the world too, just so that they don't get clouded and they know that everything is not alright. However, I'm cynical and for me to try to explain the issues happening over the rest of the world, would be just as bad (if not worst) than putting them in fron of the t.v to watch CNN....wait, no, Fox News!! But everything isn't ok in the world. And it eats at me. Why should we be celebrating when people all over the world are dying. We are trivial things, like, for instance, songs about shoes for a mother making people cry, when people aren't even getting food!!! I know, tragedy is a tragedy no matter who dies or is sick or is hurt, but people don't look at it that way. That's the way it should be viewed at though!!!! There's a saying that goes, 'One person alone cannot do everything, but Everyone can do something' (this is the hypricritical part of me being exposed, b/c I do believe that I say it on the side of a Church).
Also, what the hell is with this Christmas Spirit?!?!? You can only be good to someone and go out of your way to do something nice once a year?!?!?!? Don't even get me started. The world would be a better place if we could apply these thoughts and actions year round.
I'm frustrated that people are so stupid and noone is really making a change. Maybe they're like me, and not really sure of where to start (albeit, I have done my share, and i'm still trying to do more), or maybe they're just ignorant and they're fine with that fact (again, that could be applied to be on some other issues ***hyprocritical moment....again), but we really need to do something.
No matter how bad your situation is, please remember that there is always at least someone worse off.
That's all.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Don’t treat me like things of this world

I’m not that kind of girl

I don't know if this is cute or disturbing.

p.s

my vote is for Arianna.......

she kills it!!!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Six geese a-laying



I thought I had beaten the rush by starting my shopping in October (albeit, the end of October, but nonethless). So here it is, less than a wekk until Christmas, I still have shopping to do. Not only have I not finished my shopping, I don't think there is anyone out there who I have finished my shopping for. You would think that I at least finished baby's gifts, but everywjere I go, I find things to buy her. So, no. Same can be said for Marky. I'm only getting my dad money, but I have yet to pull that out of the bank (lord hoping that I still have "X" amount TO pull out by then). My moms got her stuff, plus money too, same deal as my dad. But since her birthday she's been asking for a laptop. Trying to see how I can swing that too, maybe waiting for Boxing Day. I hope I have enough money. Meli's fairly simple, but expensive. HOW THE HELL DO I AFFORD THAT?!?! But i think she would really enjoy it. Meli's supposed to buy John's today b/c she has my debit, and yesterday I saw it after I finished paying for my stuff, but by then the line up had grown extensively. Then that's it. Oh, but wait, I have Tina's bday and Christmas present still.....
Oy.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Swellin my melon cause none of these niggas real...

[1] What's one thing that would instantly make you dislike a person?
Ignorance
[2] What do you do when you need to relax?
Sleep
[3] Why do you think there is war in the world?
People are ignorant
[4] Do you think it's OK to sometimes tell lies?
Yes
[5] Do you like things in life to stay how they are or change?
Change
[6] If someone liked you, what would be the best way to let you know?
Buy me expensive things
[7] What are you listening to right now?
Business Banter
[8] If you won a lot of money on the lottery, what would you buy first?
A condo
[9] Would it change your life?
Yup
[10] What was the last thing you purchased?
Soup and sandwich deal for lunch at country style
[11] What do you do when you're stressed out?
Sleep
[12] Would you honestly say you'd risk your life for someone else?
Yup
[13] Do you believe in aliens?
Yes
[14] Could you forgive a boyfriend or girlfriend who physically hurt you?
No
[15] What's your greatest fear in life?
Losing someone
[16] Do you have a best friend?
Yup
[17] Are you afraid of death?
Yes
[18] Do you think parents should stay together for the kids?
Yes
[19] Can money buy happiness?
Yes. If not, you people are too damn picky.
[20] Are you looking forward to anything?
Yes, winning the lottery.
[21] Write some lyrics from the song you're listening to?
No music right now.
[22] Do you open up to people easily?
No.
[23] Has anyone given you a compliment today?
Nope
[24] What do your friends call you?
Lisa
[25] Has anyone upset you in the last week?
Yes, the blasted gov't!!!
[27] Are you close to your parents?
Yeah.
[28] What's the best thing about you?
Seria
[29] Do you think you would be a good parent?
I hope I am
[30] Are you a forgiving person?
Yes
[32] Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with?
The dispatcher
[33] Where is the last place you went out to eat?
Country Style
[34] What's your favorite drink?
Mongo smoothies
[35] Do you miss anyone?
Yes
[36] What were you doing at 3 AM this morning?
Sleeping
[37] Who do you hate?
This chick
[39] Is your room clean?
Nope
[40] What are you going to do tomorrow?
Work
[41] What is in store for your future?
Who knowsssss
[42] Do you take care of your friends while they're sick?
No
[43] When was the last time you purchased something over $500?
ummmm along time ago
[44] Any piercings? If so where?
all 4 on my ears
[45] Favorite colour?
pink
[46] Who is your favorite person to have a serious conversation with?
Meh...i don't do serious convos
[47] Who was driving the last time you were in a car?
John
[48] If you have a digital camera, what brand is it?
Nikon Coolpix
[49] Does any part of your body hurt right now?
Yes, my legs from swimming
[50] How many tickets do you have?
I.dont.want.to.talk.about.it
[51] Do you like coffee?
Starbucks hot white choclate w/ whipped cream
[52] Why are you doing this survey?
I need something to put on my blog
[53] Who was the last person that texted you and what did it say?
Tinuke, telling her i can't make it tomorrow.....again
[54] What does your twelfth message in your inbox say and who is it from?

[55] What are you craving?
Some juice
[56] Whats the closest red thing to you?
my travel mug
[57] What is the last pill you swallowed?
tylenol
[58] How did you sleep last night?
ok, i guesss
[59] What was the first thing you thought this morning?
can i go back to sleep
[60] What did you do last night?
sleep
[61] Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?
I hope so
[63] What were you doing at 7 am?
trying to sleep in

bbboooyyyyyfffrrriiiieeeennnnndddd

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

It's only half past the point of no return

I had a fun filled weekend (pics posted once Meli uploads them). However, when we got back last night, I got a pleasant (sarcasm) surprise. My motherfricking license was suspended!!! I know that I have no one to blame but myself, but I still think that it's too harsh a penalty. I mean, yes, I did get it in August (August 28 to be exact, it was Seria's orientation, that's why I remember), and yes, they did send me a reminder in November to pay it, with no extra charge. But I mean, shouldn't I have to pay when I try to renew my license plate, or my actual license or something?? But no, they frickking suspended my license. I feel like a cripple. No access to anything and i'm a bum. I have to ask for rides and I feel awful (mind you not as awful as I would if I would have to bus it, though, luv ya Meli and John aka taxi Spanjevic's :D). And right before Christmas too.
But I have another theory as to why I got this way tooo strict penalty. Remember, this guy, well to elobaorate more (for you Nikki) we were supposed to go for coffee, I forget the exact day, but lets just say here on a Thursday. Well, we agreed to meet at a coffee house maybe 10 minutes away from my house and from where I got my ticket. He was supposed to call when he got off work at 6pm. Well, I rec'd no phone on the agreed day of meeting. Well, whatever, I don't care if you are a cop or not, I don't deal w/ bullshit. Unless you're Officer Looking-Good-but-probably-married-and-somewhat-psycho-but-nonetheless-drop-dead-gorgeous. But then, I get a phone call about a month and a half later w/a message saying that he was away on training w/o access to his phone, which he lost, but through "some miracle of technology" he was able to find it. More bullshit. Whatever, no returned phone call made. I think that maybe he pulled some strings and he's teaching my a lesson. I know, i'm thinking very highly of myself, that he would go through all this trouble just b/c I didn't return his phone call, but meh....it's justa theory. So, sorry guys, won't be seeing you're unless I can walk to your place or you're willing to pick me up.

Couldn' help myself........

Thursday, December 11, 2008

My Christmas List

Dear Santa,

I think I have been better than recent years, and I feel that I do not deserve a lump of coal. Heck, I've been so good, I require an aged perfectly lump of coal, preferably in pink. In case you don't get it John (b/c I know Meli does) diamonds are derived from coals....
Anyways, I've made up a list of things that I feel would best aid you in your decisions. That list includes (but does is not limited to):
1) World Peace - I think that should be mandatory as the first thing on everyones list.
2) A condo - Preferably 2 bedrooms w/ a den. Mortgage free, as I can only (barely) afford the maintenance fee on most buildings.
3) A pet - something feline or canine, leaning more so towards feline. Less maintenance.
4) Maybe a new car - A Volvo S40 is nice.....rreeeaaaalllll nice.
5) A great genie, who accepts that a girl can wish for more than three wishes.
6) World Peace - I think that should be mandatory as the last thing on everyones list.

Love ya,
Llleeesssaaa

Merry Christmas!!!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

I always feel like.....

.....somebodies watching me

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
- My body??

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
- Pink

3. Do you like coffee?
- Yes

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
- I wanna go homeeeee

6. Whats the last letter of your crush’s name?
- Mm, "why"?

7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
- Aim.

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
- Somehting about the bring your own cups to Tim Hortons or something like that.....

10. What are you craving?
- Nandos

11. Do you floss?
- Oui

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
- Stinky....

15. Would you dance with someone to the taco song?
- Que???

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
- Nope

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
- No

18. Do you use smileys?
- Sometimes

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
- Nope

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
- Ewwwww

22. What’s the last song you had stuck in your head?
- Nada

23. How many countries have you visited?
- Three

24. Are your parents strict?
- Yup

25. I'm gay?
- I knew it!!!!

26. Would you go out to eat with George Bush?
- Nope, wouldn't have anything to talk about

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
- No

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
- No, i'm at work

31. Who sits behind you in your math class?
- No math class. But in CIFFA, these 2 annoying chicks who are really loud are there.

33. Ha No 32.
- Por que?

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
- Yes I can.

36. Brown or white eggs?
- Echhh

37. Like rap music?
- SOCA!!!!!!!

38. Ever taken a train?
- Yes

39. Experienced the twin towers falling in New York?
- I was alive when it happened, yes

41.What day is it?
- Wednesday

42. What was your lunch?
- Chicken noodle soup

43 What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
- Seria's going to school

45. Ever have cream puffs?
- Yup

46. Have you ever seen the Butterfly Effect?
- Bits and Pieces

47. So, how about them Yankees?
- Baseball's done for the season

48. Do you like gay people?
- Sure, i liiikeeee everybody

49. Why do you say that?
- Because i'm just that kinda girl

50. Are you going to answer the other 50 questions?
- To the disappointment of Meli and John, yes

51. Is your hair curly?
- Nope

52. Last time you cried?
- Yesterday

53. Ever walked into a wall?
- Yesterday

56. Are you currently wearing socks?
- Yes

57. Favorite time of the year?
- Summer

59. Are you a generally happy person?
- Negative

60. Are you wearing jeans?
- Nope, slacks

61. The next person you’ll hold hands with?
- Seria

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
- Nope

63. Have you ever drank alcohol straight from the bottle?
- Do I look like Meli????

64. Do you think you’re old?
- Yup

65. Are you afraid of the dark?
- Oui

66. Do you like your life right now?
- No

67. When’s the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
- Oohhhhhh, it's definately been a while

68. Do you knock on wood?
- Mmhmm

69. Do you have good vision?
- Yes

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
- No, I don't think I can.

72. Do you have a job?
- Yes

73. Describe ur best friends?
- They understand me

77. Can you handle the truth?
- Mmhmm.

79. How often do you talk on the phone?
- Not very

80. Are you in a complicated relationship?
- No

81. Do you hate more than 3 people?
- Nope

83. Are you sarcastic?
- Usually

86. Do you use chopsticks?
- Mmmmmm, sushi

87. Are you too excited over stuffs?
- Nope

88. Do you shop often?
- Can't afford to

89. Do you owe ppl money?
- Banks

90. Have you made a prank phone call?
- LLloooooonnnnngggggg ass time ago

91. Have you ever been to hawaii?
- No, but it's my dream place

92. Do you like your hair?
- Not really.

93. Do you enjoy laughing?
- It's overrated

94. Are you closer to your mother or father?
- Meli!!!!

95. Do you chat on msn often?
- Nope

98. What's the closest thing to you that has a leg?
- A co-worker

99. Does your crush comment your myspace?
- I don't have MySpace.

100. Do you comment theirs?
- I don't have MySpace.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Thursday, November 20, 2008

lmfao

My not so secret crush.....


"You were right. I don't know if life is greater than death. But love was more than either."

yummmm


Oh yeahhhh........

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

omg

You got a new friend, well I got homies....

.....But in the end it's still so lonely


A is for age: 27
B is for burger of choice: Cheeseburger
C is for the car I drive: A Toyota Corolla
D is for your dog’s name: No doggie
E is for essential item you use every day: Cherry chap stick
F is for favorite TV show at the moment: The Hills
G is for favorite game: Guitar Hero or Rock Band
H is for home state: I don’t live in a state. But my home province is Ontario.
I is for instruments you play: I play on people's emotions ^_^
J is for favorite juice: Mango
K is for whose bum you’d like to kick: Better question, is whose ass wouldn't I like to kick
L is for last restaurant at which you ate: Sushi Dragon....yumm, sushi
M is for your favorite Muppet: Animal
N is for number of piercings: 4
O is for overnight hospital stays: 1
P is for people you were with today: Work people, baby, and my mom
Q is for what you do with your quiet time: sleep
R is for biggest regret: Doing better in school....:(
S is for status: Pretty mama is singooo, singooo, singoooooooo (is that what you mean??)
T is for time you woke up today: Too damn early
U is for what you consider unique about yourself: Meh, i'm pretty average
V is for vegetable you love: Tomatoes and mushrooms
W is for worst habit: Too many to list
X is for x-rays you’ve had: Nada...i think
Y is for yummy food you ate today: Yet to be determined
Z is for zodiac: Aries



Hey yo, I know of some things that you ain't told me,
Hey yo, I did some things, but that's the old me.
And now you wanna get me back and you gon' show me
So you walk around like you don't know me
I decided we weren't gon' speak so,
Why we up 3 A.M. on the phone??

Monday, November 17, 2008

"Through some miracle of technology......

......i was able to get your number back"

bite me

Thursday, November 13, 2008

OMG, i'm gonna die!!!

As per this, i'm going to die sooner.

GREEEAAATTTTTT

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging.....


OMG!! OMG!! OMG!!!

How do you explain war to a 6 yr old??

So yesterday was Rememberance Day for us in the Great North. It's a day of reflection and to comemorate those that have past fighting for our country. It's mostly made to remember the soldiers of WWI & WWII. But now alot of our soldiers have gone to Afghanistan too, so it's also to remember the 96 soldiers we've lost in the last 6 years.
So there was alot of coverage of the ceremonies going on and Baby was asking soooo many questions about it. She also had an assembly at school. They were accepting donations for poppies, but I didn't know, and she let me know that I should've sent her with money so she could get one.
But anyways, straying again.
Babe: What's rememberance day?
Me: A day to remember all the people that fought for us
Babe: I don't remember anyone that fought for us
Me: It was a long time ago, before you were born.
Babe: Oh
*thinks for a while*
Why did they fight?
Me: Good question. I don't know
Babe: No really, why were they fighting??
Me: Because there were bad people who believed in bad things
Babe: Oh *thinks again* like the devil
(This was a conversation we had a while ago about religion)
Me: Not really. They believed what they were doing was correct, but they weren't....and it's complicated.
Babe: Explain it to me, i'll understand i promise.
Me: They fight so that we can live like this, where we eat what we want, and watch what we want and no one can tell us what to do. So we live in a 'free' world.
Babe: Oh. So why do there heart breaks?
Me: What??
Babe: Why do they use guns to make people's hearts break.
*how do i explain this*
Me: Call auntie Mary. She'll explain.

My sister is the bomb at explaing this kind of stuff. She couldn't do it either.

The most touching part of this whole conversation ( and there were alot) was that my dad was listening to the whole thing and putting in his cents every now and then. Then baby turns to him and says "You better not go fight in nay war, because I would be so sad if your heart breaks!!"
I think that brought tears to my dads eyes. It did to mine.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Lest we forget....


In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Joke of the day

SMALL WHITE DOT
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something 'exciting'and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked upto the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied.

'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so 'exciting' about a period?'

'Darned if I know,'he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one.

Mommy fainted

Daddy had a heart attack

& the boy next door joined the Navy

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

So he looks good on paper

Ok, so after my last post, I decided to do some research as to what
Barack Obama is about. I read this and let me tell you, he is pretty damn good on paper. But isn't that what all politicians are supposed to be like?? I mean, if they have anything bad on their platform, no one's going to vote for them, right??
So I checked out John McCain. He is nowhere near as eloquent or convincing (conniving???) as Obama.
Here's my take, and please excuse my ignorance as I do not follow politics. In fact, as more people began to support Obama, I actually started to go toward McCain's side. It's in my personality. I tend to root for the bad guy. I stray from the "fan favourite". I always think that there has to be a strong reason as to why a person would want to go against society and create this tarnished persona where they are willing to take butt of the deal. It takes guts to not try to be the good guy in the situation. They might not always be doing the right thing at the moment, but they believe that they are working for the better. "The end result always justifies the means". As long as it's not selfish, i'm actually rooting for them. Maybe I'm tainted......meh. My blog, my opinion. But anyways, i'm straying.
So, yea, Barack Obama is saying what the people want to hear, and John McCain believes that George Bush's policy is ok, and he is basically going to follow it. Ok, Americans, who might be reading my blog, (although i'm pretty sure no one reads my blog except for John and Meli) Again, I apologise for my ignorance. But you guys do get a bad rep. And I believe it. I believe that most Americans out there are as dim witted and easily influenced and manipulated as they are portrayed to be. So, when everyone started to jump on Barck's bandwagon, I was surprised. Firstly, I thought he got so much support because he was black. Alot of the support he was getting was because he would be the first black president. I mean woo-hoo, that would be great, but how many of them actually know what he stands for. But again, whatever, my ignorance, my blog, my opinion. Then because he was getting alot of support because of his un-George Bush way of thinking. So, people were looking for a way out of George Bush's hold. But with survey's done prior to this election, I think that there was little percentage difference with American's and opinions as to how George Bush was doing. I mean, the last election w/ that other non-George Bush guy, didn't he promise to get the troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan, albeit, he did have alot of the same policies of George Bush, I think that was one of the different points. So, wouldn't it make more sense to have the greater evil out of office and take the lesser evil? But whatever, I'm sure American's took more consideration into their decisions.
Ok, again straying. So, I believe that once people started jumping on Barack's bandwagon, people were blindly influenced again and started jumping on it too, simple because it was anti-George Bush. Hell, that would have been my decision from the beginning. Anything anti-Goerge Bush is a good enough reason to change a vote.
My main point, is just to know, if all these people who voted for Barack Obama, actually know 3 valid points on his platform. Another thing, how does he plan to execute them? Educate my ignorant self please.
FYI......if I were an American I would have voted for Barack. Simply because I have no idea why McCain would choose Palin as a running mate. She's crazy.

Change is greatttt!!!!!


Now what???

Thursday, October 16, 2008

My attitude is tattooed

That means it's permanent
so I guess we should address it, huh?

whateverrrrrr.............

♥ last :
O1 Person you saw: well, i'm seeing people now actually
O2 Time you talked to on the phone: just now, to Sales
O3 Message over facebook: to nikki

♥ today :
O1 What are you doing now: this.
O2 What are you wearing right now: pants, tank top and shirt
O3 Better than yesterday? meh, it's all the damn same nowadays

♥ tmrw :
O1 Is: Friday, woohoo, wonderland
O2 Got any plans: helloooo, WONDERLAND!!!!
O3 Dislikes about tomorrow: i have work :(

♥ favourite :
O1 Number: trois
O2 Song: swagger like us
O4 Color: pink
O4 Season: summer

♥ ATM :
O1 Missing: Seria
O2 Mood: dislike...is that a mood
O3 Wanting: to leave work

TRUE OR FALSE !?
O1 I like to cuddle - True
O2 I am a morning person - nada
O3 I am a perfectionist - nada
O4 I am an only child - falseto
O5 I am currently in pajamas - false
O6 I am very shy with the opposite gender - true
O7 I can be paranoid at times - true
O8 I enjoy country music - false
O9 I love smoothies - true
1O I enjoy talking on the phone - false
11 I have a hard time paying attention at school - True
12 I have a hidden talent - falseto
13 I have all my grandparents - false :(
14 I have been told that I have a sense of humor - false
15 I have broken a bone - false
16 I have changed a lot over the past year - false :(
17 I have done something illegal - true
18 I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color - false
19 I have had surgery - does having a baby count, if not false

CAN YOU ?!
O1 Can you blow a bubble? si
O2 Can you dance? si senorrrr
O3 Can you do a cart wheel? nope
O4 Can you tie a cherry stem with ur tongue? yes
O5 Can you touch your toes? no *hangs head in shame*
O6 Can you whistle? yes
O7 Can you wiggle your ears? no
O8 Can you wiggle your nose? nope

DID YOU ?!
O1 Ever get into a fist fight in school? nope
O2 Ever run away from home? no
O3 Ever want to be a doctor? no sirrrr, i hate blood
O4 Ever want to be a fire fighter? nada, but go out w/ one, HELL YEAH!!!!

DO YOU?!
O1 Believe in God? hmmmm
O2 Know how to swim? yes
O3 Like roller coasters? no
O4 have a bike? no

DOES ?!
O1 Hair loss run through your family? no
O2 Your car get good gas mileage? it's aighhttt
O3 Your family have family picnics? does river lime count???

HAVE YOU EVER ?!
O1 Been on a plane? yup
O2 Asked someone out? nope
O3 Been asked out by someone? yup
O4 Been to the ocean? yup
O5 Gone fishing? yessirr
O6 Painted your nails? painted? w/ paint? no. w/ nail polish? yes

HOW ?!
O1 Tall are you? 5'5 .
O2 Much money do you have in your pocket right now? nada.

THE LAST ?!
O1 Person you hung out with? meli after class on tuesday
O2 Thing you said out loud? why do Canadian airports start w/ y's and z's??
O3 Thing someone said to you? google it

WHAT !?
O1 Is the temperature outside? cold mayan
O2 Radio station do you listen to? ipod
O3 The last restaurant you ate at? chili's......delish
O4 The last thing you bought? an outfit for picture day
O5 The last thing you had to drink? tea
O6 The last thing on tv you watched? the o.c

THE WHOS ?!
O1 The last person you talked to on the phone? a client
O2 Your current crush? confidential
O3 The last person you took a picture of? seria....i think
O4 The last person you said i love you to? my dad

♥ Crying section .
O1 Ever really cried your heart out? yup
O2 Ever cried yourself to sleep? no
O3 Ever cried on your friend's shoulder? no
O4 Ever cried over the opposite sex? yes
O5 Do you cry when you get an injury? not really
O6 Certain songs make you cry? did
O7 I'm crybaby? recently, yes

♥ Happy section .
O1 Are you a happy person? psshhhhh
O2 What can make you happy? Seria
O3 Do you wish you were happier? yes
O4 Can music make you happy? it cheers me up sometimes

♥ Love section .
O1 How many times have you had your heart broken? one too many
O2 Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them? yup
O3 Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said " i love you" to you? yes

♥ Hate section .
O1 Do you actually hate, anyone? yes
O2 Have you ever been on a hate list? not sure, but i'm sure i have
O3 Are you a mean bully? it depends who you ask

♥ Self esteem section .
O1 Is your self-esteem extremely low? yes
O2 Do you believe in yourself? nope
O3 Do you wish you can be someone else? nah
O4 What is your current hair color? does ugly constitute a color
O5 Current piercings? 4
O6 Have any tattoos? yup
O7 Straight hair or curly? straight

♥ Curently wearing .
O1 What shirt are you wearing? a white one
O2 Pants? slacks
O3 Shorts? no
O4 Shoes? ballet-esque type slippers
O5 Necklace? yup

♥ This or That ?
O1 Rock or rap: r&b
O2 Coffee or hot cocoa: coffee
O3 Wild night out or romantic night: romance mang
O4 Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
O5 Hummer or sports car? i like fast cars
O6 Bracelet or necklace: diamonds
O7 History or science: math
O8 Sleep in or early to rise: sleep innnnn
O9 Beach or boardwalk: beach
1O Hoodie or tee shirt: hoodie
11 High school or college? nada
12 California or florida: Cali
13 Love at first sight or learn to love: lust at firt sight, then learn to love, HAHAHAHA

♥ Have you ever ..
O1 Kissed the same sex? yup
O2 Hugged someone? yupper
O3 Been on the phone until the sun came up? yes
O4 Laughed so hard you peed in your pants? no
O5 Got in a fight with someone? no

♥ The lasts .
O1 Person you talked to in person? ACW people
O2 Person you talked to online? Nikki
O3 Person you talked to on the phone? A client
O4 Time you had a shower? Yesterday

♥ Random ..
O1 Do you like surveys? yea
O2 What kind of shampoo do you use? currently, head and shoulders
O3 Do you get along with your parents? mostly
O4 Do you have mental breakdowns? all the timeeeeee

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Happy Grouch Day!!!


Apparently....


Semi annual rant

So, I was watching this show w/ my mom the other night. She's on this OLN kick, and she loves to watch travelling shows about these Canadian young adults going off to far away and exotic lands. That is unless she's not watching Russel Petters. I don't really get him. Will explain that in some other post. Well, anyways, I don't remember the show we were watching, but this guy went to Myanmar, Burma. He met this little girl there who spoke english. Turns out she spoke 5 other languages too!! I think they were french, german, spanish, italian and japanese. Now, here's this little girl, who not older than 11, already somewhat fluent in 6 languages with no formal education. As she was showing him around, he asked her if she was a student, you know in school. To which she responded (this is the part where you break out the kleenex) "No, right now, I work, when I older I go to school. My mother can't afford school, so I work". This little girl, at not even 13, has managed to learn 6 languages by herself, and she's wasting her life away making cigarettes!!! The dude even says what everyone who's watching right now is thinking; "the kids where he come from have to be forced to go to school, and here, this little girl wants to go to school (with so much potential!!) and she can't afford to. It's not a right."
That rant was only half of my point. Yesterday, Canada had an election. Only 58% of eligible voters went out to vote. When that point was brought up to some of my co-workers they responded by saying "Well, look at the options, who would want to vote for those guys". WTF?!?!?!?! We get the right to free vote! We get some choice of who we want. We can make mother frickin' difference!! And your bloody response is "look at our options". No, if you really want to look at your options, look at Africa, where they've been under the rule a monster for the last 10 years and they can't even nominate other candidates! Look at twhen they goto the polls, they are fearful for their lives that, b/c voters are being shot, stabbed, killed even for their vote. They know their vote makes a difference, and they are willing to put their lives on the line for that difference. Some Canadians can't even get off the lazy asses to go to the polls that are open until 9:30 pm, to accomodate everyone, to make a change.
You people should be ashamed of yourselves. And I for sure do not want to hear any of you ingrates complaining about the gov't. Go f*ck urselves before you even think about it.
Done rant.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

I got a diarrhea......


Baby came home on Saturday with a bag full of goodies. When I was in the shower, I heard her talking to my parents outside, telling them what she got in the bag. Then, she comes bursting in saying "mommy, mommy, i got a diarrhea!!!"!! Following my instinct, I told her to go potty. "It's ok, honey, go potty and it'll make you feel better". So she goes on the potty, and then says, I don't have to go. But I thought she just told me that she had to go. So I say "But I thought you said you have diarrhea". She says she does. She leaves the bathroom, and comes back in with a book. She holds it up and says "Look at my diarrhea". It turn out, she got a diary.

♥♥♥♥♥♥

My not so secret crush


Like dots between them letters N.E.R.D.!

My not so secret crush......

U wanna stay warm and get out of the cold with me....

Damn Right I do!!!!


Friday, October 3, 2008

Why heellllooooooo officer.......

So, I got pulled over for speeding a couple weeks ago. I usually notice the speed traps a distance away and especiallly since this is so close to my house!! However, I was pissed off about my daughter's orientation at her school and other reasons, perphaps to be explained later....maybe not. Anyways, the cop was really nice and ended up reducing my ticket so I wouldn't get any points (*whew*). I had just gotten over a speeding ticket from 3 years ago and my record was going to be clean, and now this shit happens. But whatever. SO there are like maybe 4-5 cops at this speed trap, just randomly pulling over people, and one of them walks by (while I wait for my cop to write up my ticket) and lets me know that my sticker on my license plate is on the wrong side. I wait for my cop to come back and ask him about it. Apparently, there is a fine for that as well, but he's gonna let me slide. Whatever. Go fight some crime. Then when I had finihsed with my bitch ass cop, the other one who was citing another poor unfortunate driver like myself smiled as he walked by.
Let me just tell you, if you know anything about me (and you should by now), you know that I have a weakness for men in uniform. Not like Tim Hortons or Micke Dees, but someone w/ authority. Me likes the powerful men dem.
So, I smiled back at the bastard. Plus, he was nice enough to point out that my sticker was wrong. Prick. Go catch a crook. He then decides to come over and talk to me. Hello Officer........
Basically, he tries to pick me up. Can't say no to a cop, so I gave him my number. We were supposed to go out for coffee, but our schedules conflicted. So no Mr. Officer for me. Doesn't matter anywyas, because I miss Officer Natt....or Nat....or Knatt....Well, whatever, Officer Looking-Good-but-probably-married-and-somewhat-psycho-but-nonetheless-drop-dead-gorgeous.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

The financial burden of being single

Sometimes it seems that it's a couple's world.

Hotel rates are based on double occupancy and if you're single and planning to take a vacation at a resort, you'll often have to pay a premium to sleep alone.

In fact, there's resort chain that doesn't even allow singles.

Canadian singles also can have a more difficult financial journey than their hitched compatriots.

There were some 3.3 million one-person households in 2006, and the number of singles in Canada is growing.

Singles say they like the freedom they have to manage their finances by themselves without interference from someone else.

But they also admit they'll likely have to keep working longer because they need the income and access to health benefits.

"One of the big concerns for singles, particularly for women, is the fear of outliving their money," says Patricia Lovett-Reid, Senior Vice President with TD Waterhouse. "Nine out of 10 women at some time in their lives will be totally responsible for their financial future. Their concern is not so much where their money will come from, but that they will outlive it. Singles, unlike couples, have no fall-back position."

Couples have a number of financial benefits that singles don't. (Singles, by the way, refers to people who have never married or become single because of the death of a spouse or partner. Becoming single through divorce or separation is another issue).

Perhaps the most obvious benefit of being a couple is the new rule allowing them to split their incomes and significantly reduce the amount of tax they pay.

A couple also might receive two rather than one set of government assistance programs such as the Canada Pension Plan and Old Age Security.

If both partners worked and had employer-sponsored plans, a couple will have a huge advantage over a single in retirement with two pensions.

If one of the spouses dies, assets most likely will pass to the survivor, including RRSPs, RRIFs, pensions, CPP, non-registered investments, and in some cases, insurance policies.

The onus to save and take control of their financial future is greater on singles than it is on couples.

There's an old saying that two can live cheaper than one. In fact, expenses such as utilities, property taxes and housing costs in retirement for a single person are about the same as for a couple.

On the savings side, the single person doesn't have the advantage of a second pension or set of government assistance programs like a couple.

The good news is that as long as you've got income, you've got an opportunity to save.

Even if you're single and getting close to retirement, one of your key goals still should be to maximize your retirement savings.

If you're not contributing the maximum to your RRSP, it's never too late to start. Besides offering tax sheltered growth, RRSP contributions are tax deductible in the year you make them and the tax refund can be used to generate additional savings.

If you are able to participate in an employer-sponsored pension or other kind of plan, make sure you're making the most of any benefits, such as automatic payroll RRSP deductions or participating in an employee stock purchase program.

Whether by choice or not, leaving a job usually results in a substantial cash payout. Used wisely, that payment can help to supercharge your retirement savings.

Another idea is to see if you can take a hobby or what you do in your spare time into an income-generating activity.

One of the best and perhaps most overlooked ways to save money is to reduce spending.

"The real issue is not how much you make, but how much you spend," says Lovett-Reid. "We are seeing singles starting to save earlier and becoming more cautious about taking on debt."

Although the single life has many benefits, taking control of your financial future is your responsibility, and yours alone.

Thursday, September 25, 2008


"If man, as the existentialist conceives him, is indefinable, it is because at first he is nothing. Only afterward will he be something, and he himself will have made what he will be."


I'm thinking.......

Wait a bloody second, this is a song about food?!??!?!



Mmm, Fried chicken....
Fly vixen! Give me heart Disease,
But need you in my kitchen.
You a bird, but you ain't a key,
Got wings but you can't fly away from me.
Driving in your bucket seats, all the way from Kentucky,
To fuck with me.
Look what you done to me, was number one to me!
After you shower, you and your gold medal flour,
Then you rub on hot oil for 'bout a half an hour.
You in your hot tub, I'm looking at you salivating,
Dry you off, I got your paper towel waiting .
Lay you down cause you're red hot.
Louisiana style you make my head rock
Then I flock to the bed then, "Plop",
When we done, I need rest.
Don't know a part of you that I love best;
Your legs or your breast.
Misses Fried Chicken, you gon' be a nigga death.
Created by southern black women
To serve master's guest.
You gon' be a nigga death.
Misses Fried Chicken
You was my addiction, Dripping with cholest'
Like Greeks with his felafel, Or Italians with his to-mato pasta,
Or roti is to a Rasta.
Trapping me, you and your friend mac and cheese,
Candy yams, collard greens.....
But you knocking me to my knees.
It's killing me when I'm this high,
Nothing I need more than a fish fry.

Shit, It taste good, I can't lie.
It's like you're walking out a tanning saloon,
When I pull you out the oven, from baking I got you on my mind.
Rubbing that sun tan lotion all up over your body,
So amazing, how you sparkle when I glaze you swine.
Hey, my pretty hamhock, it's so feminine
The way you submitting, And how you gave me power.
To massaging me to shower you with lemon water,
Marinate you with season, you dipping. You in chowder
Baby, It's like you at the spa;
The way you gently lay in the pan,
While you enjoying you butter milk treatment.
I sit and watch the grease sizzle bubbling
On your skin.
Despite the funny fragrance, Still I lick my finger frequent.
In any event, I'm reflecting on all the signs saying that I got,
I shouldn't fuck with you.
But the way you taste made it hard to resist when I put my mouth on you,
But that's another issue.
Butterflies up in my stomach when I laid eye on you;
Was it infection manifesting?
Confused over the feeling, impatiently eating you
Trichina worm worm chewing on the walls of my intestine.
I'ma eat you until there's nothing left.
Til my very last breath, You gon be a nigga death.
Despite appearin’ the best and specialize in cooking swine as a chef.
You gon be a nigga death.
Who cares if the swine is mixed with rat, cat, and dog combined?
Yes, I eat the shit to death

Ain't that some shit?
I'ma eat some shit
Until what I'm eating KILLS ME!

And I choose to do that
Why?
Cause that's just what niggas do

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Her lips said "no" but her eyes said "read my lips."

RANDOMMMMMMMMMMM
•There is an eloquence in true enthusiasm that is not to be doubted.

•People are particularly stupid. I can't talk to any more of them.

•I'd drive a stake through your heart, but I don't think anything could kill you.

•Never Explain-->your Enemies do not care and your Friends will not believe you anyway.

•If you behave in a manner pleasing to most, then you are probably doing something wrong. The masses have never been arbiters of the sublime, and they often fail to recognize the truly great individual.

•Reality is ruining my life!

I'm not loving you the way I wanted to

No more wasting time, we cant wait for life
we're just racing time, where's the finish line?
I been down this road, too many times before
I'm not lovin you, the way I wanted to...


ll

Be HONEST no matter what.

1. What Is your natural hair color?
Honestly: Black

2. Where was your default pic taken?
Honestly: this one is not me

3. What's your middle name?
Honestly: confidential

4. Your current relationship status?
Honestly: Single

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
Honestly: I don't think he cares :(

6. What is your current mood?
Honestly: nonchalant

7.What color underwear are you wearing?
Honestly: Brown argyle

8.What makes you happy?
Honestly: Seria

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would you change?
Honestly: Alot

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
Honestly: Cat

12. Ever had a near death experience?
Honestly: Nope

13. Something you do a lot?
Honestly: "Work"

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Honestly: Love Lockdown

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Honestly: Some chick on Facebook

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Honestly: Gurman

17. When was the last time you cried?
Honestly: I don't remember

18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Honestly: Who you kidding?!?!

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Honestly: Time travel

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
Honestly: Their hair

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Honestly: Tai chi tea....or chi tea or something....or the strawberry cream thing

22. What's your biggest secret?
Honestly: i'm broke....:(

23. Favorite color?
Honestly: Pink

24. When was the last time you lied?
Honestly: Today

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Honestly: Yes

27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Honestly: Water

28. Do you speak any other language?
Honestly: Nope

29. What's your favorite smell?
Honestly: Fresh Air (is that a smell???)

30. If you could describe your life in one word what would it be?
Honestly: Seria

31. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
Honestly: This morning

32. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Honestly: Yup

33. What are you thinking about right now?
Honestly: An oil change

34. What should you be doing?
Honestly: Working

35. What was the last thing that made you upset/angry?
Honestly: Thinking about the results of my quiz

36. How often do you pray?
Honestly: Not....

37. Do you like working in the yard?
Honestly: Nope

38. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you
want?
Honestly: Hardeo

39. Do you act differently around your crush?
Honestly: Yup

40. Name one song that reminds you of an ex?
Honestly: .. love lockdown

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

To: Me, From: You


It starts with one thing, I don't know why. It doesn't even matter how hard you try. Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time. All I know, time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings. Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away. It's so unreal, didn't look out below. Watch the time go right out the window. Trying to hold on, but didn't even know. Wasted it all just to watch you go. I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart. What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter. I had to fall, to lose it all. But in the end, it doesn't even matter. One thing, I don't know why, t doesn’t even matter how hard you try, keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme, to explain in due time. I tried so hard. In spite of the way you were mocking me, acting like I was part of your property. Remembering all the times you fought with me, I'm surprised it got so far. Things aren't the way they were before. You wouldn't even recognize me anymore. Not that you knew me back then, but it all comes back to me in the end. You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart. What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I put my trust in you, pushed as far as I can go. And for all this there's only one thing you should know.

"You always miss a best friend"

Hmmm, what can I say about the hills. It's getting boring. Same old drama, dramam, drama, but I could care less. Mostly, Heidi needs to learn that Spencer is the reason why her life sucks. Lauren needs to realise that you don't make any relationship work, it either does or doesn't. I hate that fact that people have to "work" on their rel'p w/ their friends. You became friends for a reason. While it may seem nice to have the same friends you might have had in elementary school, hell, even in high school, they must be aware that people change. Environments change, lifestyles change. If you drift apart w/ a friend, it doesn't mean that you have to be sworn enemies w/ them, but you can change the title to "acquaintance" from "BFF".
Lauren's too needy.

p.s that pic up there is old. You can tell b/c Heidid hasn't had any work done in it, lol.

Part deux of my addiction


Last week Quentin, a.k.a Q, got shot and was killed in a robbery gone bad. This week, it was his funeral. Apprently, the creator of the show ( I think his name is Mark or something) decides to kill off people on the show speratically, to "evolve" the characters. Whatever, i think he's insane, but rich. But whatever, so Q is dead. Everyone's sad. Nobody knows how to deal w/ it.
Here are my qualms;
1) Hellooo, does nobody notice that Brooke is all bruised up and some of those buises are shaped like hands prints?!??!? That cannot have happened if she fell down the friggin' stairs people!!! A
2) Speaking of Brooke, why doesn't she tell anyone she was attacked?? Honestly, that I don't get. Is she trying to protect someone. And based on last night's show I think that she was raped too.
3) Peyton is a fool. I admit I was pulling for her and Lucas to get together, but now she's such a bitch to Brooke. I feel for Brooke. I was watching the old episodes ( b/c I haven't seen episodes 2-4) and I feel like she gets the bum deal all the time. She needs a happy ending. She reminds me of Jenn on Dawson's Creek. My new fave character.
4) Haley and Nathan make me gag in my mouth.
5) Jamie is not that cute........
6)Nanny Crazy is crazy. It's sad she lost her son but
a) why is he buried in the backyard?!?!?!
b) get over it. Everyone loses someone they love every day.
The part that actually made me tear up last night, was true, when Jamie put the cape on the casket, but more so, how it affected Brooke. I feel for her, and when she started to cry, it made me sad.


You know you love me, XOXOXO, Lisa

Ok, so Monday night, is my teen angsty prime time night. I have a routine of Gossip Girl first, then One Tree Hill and finally, The Hills.
Mind you, I only jumped on the bandwagon recently, and I don't really know what happened last season, (if you do, please fill me in), but I gotta say, it's quite addictive. I missed out the first 45 mins from the show last night, but when I came back, it appeared that there was a black out or something and some reveleations were coming to light.
Apparently, it looks like Serena and Dan broke up. I kinda like them together, but they fight alot. Blair and Chuck were caught kissing by the Lord that Blair is trying to marry. He forgave her, it seemed. Chuck definately has something for Blair though. Jenny is an intern for Blair's mother....now that's awkward. And Chase Crawford (don't know his name on the show yet), has to stay w/ the Lord's stepmother, b/c she lent him money, or else she'll go to the F.B.I about his father wherabouts.

Now that is drama.

Monday, September 15, 2008

This world is forcing me to hold your hand.......

How girlie are you ?

[ ] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish
[x] You own/owned perfume that cost over $60
[x] You had/have fake nails
[ ] You have more body/hair products than you can use
[ ] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp
[ ] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper
Total: 2

Do you:
[x] Have a hair color that is not your natural color
[x] "blonde moments" at least once a day
[x] Constantly keep your phone at your side
[x] Dance around in your room when nobody else is home
[] Refuse to go out in public without makeup
Total So Far: 6

DO YOU ADORE:
[ ] Makeup
[ ] Glitter
[x] The color pink
[x] Shopping
[x] Jewelry
[ ] Mirrors
[ ] Chick flicks
[x] Shoes
[ ] Rainbows
[ ] Unicorns
[ ] Disney Movies
[ ] Candles
[ ] Flowers
[ ] Stuffed Animals
[x] Purses
Total So Far: 11

DO YOU SHOP AT:
[ ] American Eagle
[ ] Warehouse
[ ] Abercrombie & Fitch
[ ] Coast
[ ] Claire's
[ ] Express
[ ] Garage
[ ] MAC
[ ] Sephora
[ ] Bebe
Total So Far: 11

DO YOU SAY:
[x] Whatever
[ ] Oh God
[x] Bitch
[ ] Hun
[ ] That's hot
[ ] Really though
[ ] Darling
[x] Psh
[x] Cutie
[x] Hottie
[ ] Totally
[x] For Sure
[x] Skank
[ ] Fabulous
[ ] Fantastic
Total So Far: 18

Do You Read:
[ ] Seventeen
[x] Cosmo politan
[ ] Glamour
[ ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle Girl
[ ] Teen Vogue
[ ] People
[ ] Us Weekly
[x] Star
[ ] Self
[x] PerezHilton.com
[ ] Dlisted.com
[ ] 17online.com
[ ] people.com
[ ] usmagazine.com
[ ] popsugar.com
[ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com
Total So Far: 22

You Love These Movies:
[ ] Legally Blonde
[ ] Elizabethtown
[ ] Mean Girls
[x] Now & Then
[x] The Notebook
[x] A Walk to Remember
[ ] Sweet Home Alabama
[ ] Where the Heart is
[ ] Just my luck
[ ] John Tucker Must Die
[ ] Centerstage
[ ] Bring it On
[x] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ ] Mona Lisa Smile
[ ] My GirlTotal
So Far: 26

Are you Addicted to...
[x] LOST
[ ] America's Next Top Model
[ ] Project Runway
[ ] Desperate Housewives
[ ] The Simple Life
[x] PCD present: GiRLiCiOUS
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[ ] Grey's Anatomy
[ ] The O.C.
[x] Laguna Beach/The Hills
[ ] House
[ ] Gilmore Girls
[ ] Veronica Mars
TOTAL: 29

COUNT UP HoW MANY YOU CHECKED. THAT IS YOUR PERCENTAGE
I'm:
29% Girlie?!??!?!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Thursday, September 11, 2008

like a fat kid loves cake......

Junk:
[x] Chips
[x] Fast food
[] Soda
[x] Candy
[x] Popcorn
[x] Pretzels
[] Peanut butter
[] Ranch
[x] Chicken wings
[x] Pizza
[] Burgers
[x] Hot dogs
[x] Grilled cheese
Total: 9

Vegetables:
[x] Broccoli
[x] Carrots
[x] Cauliflower
[] Green beans
[] Beans
[] Onions
[x] Tomatoes
[x] Pickles
[x] Cucumber
[x] Zucchini
[] Celery
[] Peppers
[x] Peas
[x] Potatoes
[x] Beets
[x] Brussels sprouts
[x] Spinach
[] Lima beans
[x] Lettuce
[x] Corn
Total: 14

Fruit:
[] Orange
[] Strawberries
[] Apple
[] Bananas
[] Pineapple
[] Pears
[] Peaches
[] Plums
[] Grapes
[x] Grapefruit
[] Clementine's
[] Tangerines
[] Raspberries
[] Blueberries
[x] Lime
[x] Lemons
[] Cherries
[x] Watermelon
[x] Cantaloupe
[] Honeydew
[] Kiwi
Total: 5

Meat:
[] Ham
[x] Chicken
[x] Lamb
[x] Pork
[] Steak
[] Turkey
[] Bologna
[x] Fish
[] Deer
[x] Salami
[x] Pepperoni
Total: 6

Dairy:
[x] Eggs
[x] Milk
[x] Cheese
[x] Yogurt
[x] Ice cream
[x] Butter
Total: 6

Desserts:
[x] Brownies
[x] Chocolate
[] Sorbet
[] Sherbert
[x] Cake
[x] Cup cakes
[x] Cookies
[x] Toffee
[x] Caramel
[] Mousse
[] Whipped cream
[] Chocolate covered strawberries
[x] Pie
[ ] Creme puffs
[] Jello
[x] Chocolate covered pretzels
Total: 9

Wheat:
[] Bread
[x] Pasta
[x] Cereal
[] Bagels
[] Doughnuts
[] Crackers
Total: 2

GRAND TOTAL: 51

Now, add up the number of x's and multiply by 2 to get the weight that you should be.
I should be 102......

I think there's been a miscommunication......

So there's this guy right and he's nice and all, but........yeah. I've known him for sometime but now he's getting kind of needy (which guy doesn't). So he calls me one day and I didn't get it and this is the message he left for me; he says "I'm in your part of town, I call your phone and you're no where to be found. You do this every time, you be M.I.A. every single time. The part that kills me, you'd rather chill with your friends instead of me, huh? But I ain't gon' be no clown, I guess I call you next time I'm in your town."
When I heard this, I called him back and left a message for him, because even though he didn't pick up my call, I didn't trip out on him.....or at least I thought I wouldn't...... And I said to him " So what, I was out with my friends, i'm a grown woman, it's the weekend!!! Oh, so what if I don't answer my phone, what if I'm not alone, i'm with him. What's it to you? I need to get out, you are killing me, and I just wanna get out, you are killing me. Whatcha wanna do? I cannot escape, no matter what I do, can't get away from you. Oh, call me everyday and that there ain't never cool, getting on my nerves. I think it's time you knew; only gave you my number cause, drinks made you cuter, plus you were looking sad and lonely. Oh but that's all it was, just put you in the game and here you go complainin' what's up with you? I need to get out. You are killing me."
So maybe I over reacted, but it was annoying how he used to call all the time and complain and shit. I didn't know it was so mean, until I said it, to be honest. But he didn't take it that way, instead he called back and left this message (because now I was avoiding him) "Like whoa lil mama, it's the second time I'm callin' your number. I ain't chasin', I ain't even no runner. Don't you know I push the Hummer in the summer, huh? How you hard to be reached? I can put you where you hard to be reached, white sand on the balls of your feet. You can scream, ain't no body gon' be sleep, this your own private beach, ha, hand when it comes to sex, just a little bit of love and little bit of that, maybe push it back where your ribs is at. Share a bowl of crunch berries, how real is that? haha I'm just jokin' of course. I'm trying to put your sex game back on course. If you feelin' dry, like you don't get moist. If you ever get a minute holla at yo' boy."
We're going out on Saturday............

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

happy endings only happen in fiction


my not so secret crush.....


yum yum

Reason # 457898754153147 why I love my baby......

Last night she had to tell me a secret and she began to tell it to me, then changed it and as she was whispering in my ear, she took her finger to make a line across my ear to scratch out what she just said....

♥♥♥ her sooooo much

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Oh Canada......I suck

I got 27.


You try....
http://www.cbc.ca/testthenation/

my not so secret crush......

yummmmmmyyyyyyy

too bad you can't choose your family like you can choose your friends........

So, I don't like you. I don't like to spend time with you. And if we weren't related by blood, I would probably call you the names I call you behind your back to your face (not in fear of your reaction necessarily, more on the reprecussions my parents will face. I love them to much to be outed for your shit).


If you're wondering who I'm talking about (and you happen to be related to me), think about if I make attemps to talk to you, do I respond to phone calls, emails, even acknowledging you when I see you. If the answer to any OR even all is "No", it applies to you. It was interesting knowing you, now leave me the fuck alone.

so, i'm not really as stalker-ish and psycho as i might seem re: the entry about MY postman.......

doneanddone

Monday, September 8, 2008

The value of a drink........

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~ Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. ~ Stephen Wright
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! ~ Brian O'Rourke
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. ~ Dave Barry WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! ~Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers:
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first . This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not


Jealousy is only a good thing when you're jealous of me.....

Dear Mr. Canada Post guy,


Can you stop flirting with my boss and start flirting with me instead??? She's married.....


Thanks,
Lisa,

you can reach me at 905-***-2981, 416-***-6355 and at 69 *****wood Cres.



XOXOXOXO




WAIT......., who is your trainee??? You two look alittle bit too close for comfort..........too chummy if you ask me......

Damn you, Mr. Postman for pulling at my heart strings.......

Friday, September 5, 2008

Thursday, September 4, 2008

The wheels on the bus go round and round...



Just thought I would share some pertinent info for anyone who's child is taking the school bus for the first time:

Ontario's school population includes over two million students. Of those, over 800,000 use school buses every day. This includes children who are bused from rural areas and children who participate in special programs, such as French immersion, as well as those who use school buses for field trips.
Research conducted by Transport Canada shows that school bus travel is one of the safest methods of transportation - and is 16 times safer than travelling in the family car, based on the number of passengers and kilometres travelled. Although school buses have an excellent safety record, mishaps can happen, and injuries can result. These can include both children riding on the bus and children who suffer injuries as a result of being hit by their own school bus or by other vehicles.

Rules for getting on the bus safely:

  • Be at the bus stop on time.
  • Never run to or from the bus.
  • Wait at the designated stop in a safe place well back from the side of the road.
  • Remember the danger zone around the bus. The danger zone is anywhere close enough to the bus to touch it. The bus driver cannot see you when you are in the danger zone.
  • If you cross the street to get on the bus: when the bus comes, wait until it has come to a complete stop. The bus driver will make sure all the traffic stops. The stop arm will be out and the red lights will be flashing.
  • Watch the driver. When the driver knows it is safe, he or she will signal you to cross, but watch for traffic yourself.
  • Walk, don't run.
  • Hold the hand rail as you get on the bus. Don't push or shove.

Rules for Safe School Bus Riding:

  • Take your seat promptly and sit properly, facing forward at all times.
  • Hold bags and parcels in your lap.
  • Do not stick your feet into the aisle: someone might trip.
  • Keep your head and arms-everything-inside the bus.
  • Don't throw anything out the windows or around in the bus.
  • Talk quietly. The driver must concentrate to drive the bus safely.
  • Save snacks for snack time at school or till you get home. They may spill or you may choke if the bus goes over a big bump.
  • No fighting, shouting or playing in or around the bus.
  • Always follow the bus driver's instructions.

Rules for leaving the bus safely:

  • When you leave the bus, hold the handrail and take two large steps away from the bus.
  • To cross the street in front of the bus, walk ahead at least ten giant steps (three metres). Cross only when the driver gives a signal. Cross the street in single file.
  • If you drop something near the bus, don't pick it up. Tell the driver or other adult.
  • If everyone is getting off the bus, the people at the front leave first. Do not push.

If you don't stop for a school bus, you can be fined $400 to $2000 and get six demerit points for a first offence. If you break the rule a second time, the penalty is a fine of $1000 to $4000 and six demerit points. You could also go to jail for up to six months.

School buses are designed to protect passengers through "compartmentalization". This means that school buses have:

  • seats with high backs
  • the seats positioned close together to form compartments
  • seats filled with energy-absorbing material
  • strong seat anchorages

Parents also need to be aware of additional information about seat belts:

  • to be effective, seat belts must be worn correctly (snug and low on the hips) for full protection. Seat belts which are not correctly worn may cause injuries.
  • because school vehicles carry passengers from the very young to high school students, seat belt fit must be readjusted and use monitored to ensure safety.
  • because of increased use, seat belts on school buses are subject to more wear and tear, and their condition must be monitored.
  • studies using dummies have shown that adding seat belts to the current school bus seating arrangement can actually increase the chance of head and neck injuries in restrained passengers.

Say hello to my little friend



So this little, but scary, creature has suddenly become an inhabitant in our household as of late. How I found out, was watching t.v in the basement on tuesday night and I saw something mobe out of the corner of my eye. Quickly moved my attention to the wall and noticed this creature scurrying around. OMG!!! Needless to say, I was a little bit petrified. First thing I looked for was something to smush it with. Found my daughter's slipper. Didn't look like it would do the job, to be honest. Plus, I didn't want to have to think about touching it, even w/ a slipper. Plus those legs were pretty long, I had this notion in my head that if I did hit it, that some of those lose appendages will come out from under the slipper and sting me anyway. So, I got the Raid from upstairs. Now, I had issues with this too, as I thought that as soon as I sprayed it, this creature would also run away and I wouldn't be able to get it and it would somehow become immune or it would jump on me. I did a test spray before going back downstairs. So I went downstairs and sprayed it good. Even when it fell off the ceiling, I stilled sparyed it. I'm sure I used up more than half the can. NTS: must buy my mom a can of Raid.

So I did some research and was able to find out some info regarding this strange creature that I have not seen before. I googled basement bugs and some images popped up of my mysterious creature and this is how I found out that it has a name: House Centipede.

Here are some facts: Basically, they are good for house! Who would've guessed?!?! They feed off household pests like spiders, ants, termites and silverfish. So if you can deal with seeing these creature about, they actually help out. The house centipede is 25–50 mm (one to two inches) long and has an average of 15 pairs of very long, delicate legs and a rigid body, which enables it to run with surprising speed – up to 406 mm (16 inches) per second. Also, even though they are venomous, most House Centipedes bites cannot penetrate human skin. Those that can give an effect no worse than a minor bee sting. The bite cannot even affect regular household pets. Oh, and they love to breed!! Great.....

Friday, August 29, 2008

One day, you realize, you're not just a survivor, you're a warrior.

1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission.
2. Most people will be about as happy, as they decide to be.
3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently.
4. Whatever you are willing to put up with, is exactly what you will have.
5. Success stops when you do.
6. When your ship comes in.... make sure you are willing to unload it.
7. You will never have it all together.
8. Life is a journey...not a destination. Enjoy the trip!
9. The biggest lie on the planet: When I get what I want I will be happy.
10. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it.
11. I've learned that ultimately, 'takers' lose and 'givers' win.
12. Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared.
13. If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive.
14. We often fear the thing we want the most.
15. He or she who laughs......lasts.
16. Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
17. Look for opportunities...not guarantees.
18. Life is what's coming....not what was.
19. Success is getting up one more time.
20. Now is the most interesting time of all.
21. When things go wrong.....don't go with them.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

"People can change, but they don't because it's easier not to"


1. I've come to realize that my first kiss: was a long time ago.
2. I am listening to: business banter.
3. I talk: alot.
4. I love: Seria.....and sushi.
5. My best friends: love meeeee.
6. My Car is: squeaky .
7. My life is: ever so busy.
8. I hate it when people ask: if i'm indian....or SRI LANKAN!!!!!
9. Love is: overrated.
10. Marriage is: something potentially wonderful.
11. Somewhere, someone is thinking: they hate their job.....wait it's me. i kid, i like my job, i hate working.....period.
12. This weekend: is a long one!!!!
13. I have a secret crush on: someone who will remain a secret.
14. I can't: organise my life.
15. My cell phone: suckkkksssss.
16. When I wake up in the morning: i usually want to go back to sleep.
17. Before I go to bed I: ponder.
18. Right now I am thinking about: lunch.
19. Babies are: life altering.
20. I get on Facebook: to waste my life away.
21. Today I: slacked.
22. Tonight I will: go to Wonderland.
23. Tomorrow I will: slack some more, probably.
24. I really want to be: in Bora Bora.
25. Someone that will most likely repost this is: this is re-postable?!?!?.